I like rice.

[Evadman]

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

 

[minendo]

Did you cook it in a rice cooker that you bought at Goodwill?

 

[tboo]

Rice plugs me up

 

[sisq0kidd]

Thanks, Mitch 🙂

 

[nageov3t]

I like rice with tomato soup.

 

[dighn]

I see what you did there

 

[Capt Caveman]

Yes, Jim Rice should be in the Hall of Fame.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: minendo
Did you cook it in a rice cooker that you bought at Goodwill?

No, kmart. Works pretty well. Along the same lines, I used to have really long hair. People thought I was high all the time though, because people associate long hair with drug use.

I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use... like an extreme longing for cake. Strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That fucker eats cake!... He is on bundt cake." Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"

Also, when I was at HD, I once used a forklift to lift a crate of forks. It was way to literal for me.

 

[Skeeedunt]

:beer:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: minendo
Did you cook it in a rice cooker that you bought at Goodwill?

No, kmart. Works pretty well. Along the same lines, I used to have really long hair. People thought I was high all the time though, because people associate long hair with drug use.

I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use... like an extreme longing for cake. Strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That fucker eats cake!... He is on bundt cake." Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"

Also, when I was at HD, I once used a forklift to lift a crate of forks. It was way to literal for me.

Sporks are forbidden in my religion. 🙁

We tolerate cake eaters, though, bundt boy, as long as they don't try to date our daughters. 😛

 

[Nitemare]

I love cooking Jasmine/fragrant rice in my zojirushi

Long haired freaky people?

 

[Gunslinger08]

Wish he wasn't dead.

 

[nageov3t]

what kind of rice do they use to make sushi?

I had sushi this past weekend, forgetting how much I hate it, but the rice was pretty good... those rolls would have been tasty if it was like tomatoes or something instead of raw fish.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: loki8481
what kind of rice do they use to make sushi?

I had sushi this past weekend, forgetting how much I hate it, but the rice was pretty good... those rolls would have been tasty if it was like tomatoes or something instead of raw fish.

Sushi rice

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: loki8481
what kind of rice do they use to make sushi?

I had sushi this past weekend, forgetting how much I hate it, but the rice was pretty good... those rolls would have been tasty if it was like tomatoes or something instead of raw fish.

Sushi rice

:Q

 

[kaZ8Teen]

true story awesome dude

 

[wahoyaho]

rice is boring

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: loki8481
what kind of rice do they use to make sushi?

I had sushi this past weekend, forgetting how much I hate it, but the rice was pretty good... those rolls would have been tasty if it was like tomatoes or something instead of raw fish.

Sushi rice is rice mixed with a vinegar/sugar sauce.

 

[quackerww]

2,000 of something?
Do you mean pieces of rice?

 

[Leros]

Thanks, I just wasted two hours on youtube watching Mitch Hedberg videos.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: Leros
Thanks, I just wasted two hours on youtube watching Mitch Hedberg videos.

Those were two hours well spent, not wasted.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

I like big butts.