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I like pretty much every movie that I watch

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Originally posted by: Delita
Lost in Translation was a horrible movie
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bill murray doesn't make terrible movies.




go watch any nick cage movie from the last decade, excluding the weather man; that's an entire catalogue of awful movies.
 
Originally posted by: MasterOfKtulu109
Originally posted by: Delita
Lost in Translation was a horrible movie
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bill murray doesn't make terrible movies.




go watch any nick cage movie from the last decade, excluding the weather man; that's an entire catalogue of awful movies.
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Not to say its horrible but both Lost in translation and Life Aquatic were BORING TO DEATH

I am also a person that enjoys watching movies just for entertainment and thus rarely "dislike" one, but I stopped watching these 2 halfway when I noticed it nothing else had or would happen
 
add Britney Spears' "Crossroads" to your Netflix queue if you want a movie to hate.

maybe follow it up with a side of "Glitter"
 
Originally posted by: MasterOfKtulu109
go watch any nick cage movie from the last decade, excluding the weather man; that's an entire catalogue of awful movies.
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Adaptation is one of his best films...hands down. Great film. That was 2002.

Lord of War wasn't that bad either. Entertaining at least.
 
Solaris starring George Clooney's ass... That movie had such a misleading tagline on the poster that made me think it was an awesome sci-fi type movie. I still shudder to think of how bad it was.
 
Curse of the Golden Flower - Wonderful sets, some cool fight scenes... so pointless.
House of Flying Daggers - You'll like the beginning. My roommate and I MST3k-ed the ending... and the movie started listening.
Shaolin vs Evil Dead 2 - You don't need to see the first one to watch this one, as I sorely discovered.
Dirty Love - I read a review of it on Jabootu.net. Think of the most retarded, brain dead, sophomoric "comedy" you can and replace the men with a female cast. It's stupid on a level that will hurt.
Solaris (remake) - I have to second that. Never have I see so much great talent wasted so badly.
Batman & Robin - Just because the previous movie reminded me Clooney almost presided over the death of the Batman franchise.
Severance - Looked like a good black comedy/horror from the trailers, turned into a middling slasher. Has a few good things about it, but nothing to recommend.

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Originally posted by: mugs
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332047/
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There is no way in hell that I would ever watch that movie.
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what about this one?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
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Nah, this isn't a movie to hate. It's... odd, but not truly horrible. It's gone public domain, so as people said, it's around now.
 
Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
Originally posted by: MasterOfKtulu109
Originally posted by: Delita
Lost in Translation was a horrible movie
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bill murray doesn't make terrible movies.




go watch any nick cage movie from the last decade, excluding the weather man; that's an entire catalogue of awful movies.
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Not to say its horrible but both Lost in translation and Life Aquatic were BORING TO DEATH
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Ah, you beat me to saying it. But I'd also like to add a side order of WTF to the boring. Both movies had me and my husband doing this: 😕
 
Johnson Family Vacation
Simpsons Movie
Rollerball (the remake)

Warning: You might kill yourself if you watch all at once. Except for the spider piggy, that was awesome.
 
Originally posted by: conehead433
P.S. Your Cat Is Dead!
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Does this star Dwight Schrute? 😉

I love(d) Molly Shannon, but between Year Of The Dog and some crap she had on Lifetime (TV), I am truly disappointed.
SUPERSTAR no more... 🙁
I also agree that The Life Aquatic and Lost In Translation were terrible and near unfinishable. Scrooged, Groundhog Day, and The Man Who Knew Too Little are three of my favorite movies ever!
I guess it goes to show that anyone can star in utter crap.
 
Originally posted by: TheSlamma
Tombstone

Kevin Costner Robin Hood

Schumacker Batmans

those should keep you vomiting long enough.
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Tombstone?!?!?
Your opinion is hereby rendered null and void.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: TheSlamma
Tombstone

Kevin Costner Robin Hood

Schumacker Batmans

those should keep you vomiting long enough.
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Tombstone?!?!?
Your opinion is hereby rendered null and void.
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You must like horrid acting and lame dialog.

 
Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Originally posted by: conehead433
P.S. Your Cat Is Dead!
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Does this star Dwight Schrute? 😉

I love(d) Molly Shannon, but between Year Of The Dog and some crap she had on Lifetime (TV), I am truly disappointed.
SUPERSTAR no more... 🙁
I also agree that The Life Aquatic and Lost In Translation were terrible and near unfinishable. Scrooged, Groundhog Day, and The Man Who Knew Too Little are three of my favorite movies ever!
I guess it goes to show that anyone can star in utter crap.
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Steve Guttenburg
 
Geek Maggot Bingo
I watch a lot of "B" movies.
I enjoy good movies. I enjoy bad movies.
This movie, I could not enjoy.
This movie, I could not tolerate.
This movie, I could not watch.

For this movie, the level of crappyness is so extreme that I find it impossible not to loathe.
Acting: Worst I've ever seen
Script: Worst I've ever heard
Plot: not existent
Director: useless

I am repeating myself from two previous posts on this forum about this same piece of shit trash.

geek maggot bingo is the worst bar none. If you added up the worst scenes of every other terrible movie ever produced and then played them back super slow to make it extra boring, it would still be infinitely less horrible than this waste of film.

If you want a movie that sucks so bad that you can feel contemptuous, then look no further.

That said, I suspect that you will not be able to sit through more than about 10-15 minutes. I tried to watch it a couple of times, but I never made it past about 15 minutes. I have tried watching it sober, drunk, and really really drunk.


See also these threads
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2099466
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2020281


My comments about this movie from previous post are below:



Geek Maggot Bingo is the worst pile of horse crap ever invented.

I know I am pretty much quoting myself from a post I made in March but this movie is so terrible it warrants it.

I've seen quite a few "bad" movies. One of my guilty pleasures is that sometimes, I even enjoy "bad" movies. None have ever come close to being as unwatchable or pathetic as Geek Maggot Bingo

For those who enjoy bad movies, do not waste your time with this garbage. It is an insult to the word garbage. It is absolutely the least interesting movie I have ever made an effort to sit through and stay awake. This was so bad that I didn't even make it through 15 minutes. I even tried watching it drunk, and I still didn't make it past 15 minutes without putting something else on.

It is pure crap. It is absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen or heard of BY A LONG SHOT.

The Quick and the Undead is a stunning MASTER WORK OF GENIUS compared to Geek Maggot Bingo.

To compare this to any other movie is an insult to every other movie. I apologize to all professionals and armatures involved in any step of the process of acting or film making for making that comparison.

And for the record, Battlefield Earth is not as bad as The Quick and the Undead. Anybody who says "battlefield earth is the worst movie ever" is completely off base. Battlefield Earth is a heaping pile of crap. It is one of the top 10 worst movies I've ever seen but it's infinitely better than another movie that was a horrible piece of crap that would by comparison still be the greatest movie ever compared to geek maggot bingo.


I would find much more artistic value and entertainment in watching Tom Green do an impression of the Verizon Guy saying "do you hear me now" with that fvcking annoying voice in an infinite loop than watch Geek Maggot Bingo. There is no fair comparison to Geek Maggot Bingo. No other movie ever created has been as bad, or could be as bad, as Geek Maggot Bingo. The worst Youtube movie is astronomically better that Geek Maggot Bingo. The worst single frame of the worst Youtube movie is better. Geek Maggot Bingo is the lowest of the low. It is the worst of the worst. It is absolute horrible garbage. It is terrible.

If you look up the word "substandard" in a thesaurus, every word in every definition is infinitly better than Geek Maggot Bingo. Calling it fecal matter would be an insult to fecal matter. I do not like Geek Maggot Bingo. I could not sit through it. I want people to be aware of the existence of this movie, and then make an effort not to be exposed to it because it is so crappy. I beg of you all, do not ever watch Geek Maggot Bingo. It is extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely extremely terrible.


Cliff Notes:
Battlefield Earth Sucks
The Quick and the Undead sucks worse
Geek Maggot Bingo Sucks the worst by an infinite margain. It is infinity factorial extremely to the infinite power terrible. Do not watch it.




 
The benchwarmers definitely ranked up there for me as the worst movies ever.
I never had a better opportunity to say that my IQ dropped 20points after watching it.
 
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