I know why ATOT is drying up.

[AznAnarchy99]

If only i was posting for the past few years when I was just reading.

 

[Nemesis 1]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Oh to be a lifer

Lifer got nothing on the Tin foilded hat brigade. AS we chat they are gathered to forge a cunning plan to foil all secret forum societies. No conspirecy shall go unnoticed.

 

[Vinny N]

Great, all these years I've been trying to keep my post count down

 

[rockyct]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: Analog
The 1st rule of the Lifer forum is....

Not to drop the soap?

and the 2nd rule is...if you do drop the soap, don't bend over to pick it up.

Rule #2 is why THIS is sold in the locker room concession stand.

What else is sold in this bath house concession stand?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

took me 4 yrs to hit lifer.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: LifesABeta
How long does it take on average to become a lifer(hit 10,000 posts). I see some old dates on some of your guy's join date so I assume a very long time like years long. and here I am with less than a 100

9 years averaging 3 posts per day.

 

[Barfo]

heh

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Engineer
Damnit, I see the damn Elite forum but not the Lifer forum! :|

I thought that the Elites had access to them all. You bastards!

It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

Can I have the probation turned off now? Purrrrrrttttyyy Please!!!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Engineer
Damnit, I see the damn Elite forum but not the Lifer forum! :|

I thought that the Elites had access to them all. You bastards!

It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

Can I have the probation turned off now? Purrrrrrttttyyy Please!!!

That's not up to me, I'm just the janitor around here. But I can tell you who's nuts you'll need to hug. *cough* Sr. Mods *cough* :gift:

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: rockyct

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: Analog
The 1st rule of the Lifer forum is....

Not to drop the soap?

and the 2nd rule is...if you do drop the soap, don't bend over to pick it up.

Rule #2 is why THIS is sold in the locker room concession stand.

What else is sold in this bath house concession stand?

Sorry...I've already said too much.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Engineer
It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

I keep reading this as double secret penetration.

WTF.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: NightDarker

Originally posted by: Engineer
It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

I keep reading this as double secret penetration.

WTF.

I'm sure they offer that in the Lifer forum too

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Oh to be a lifer

I challenge you to hit Lifer in 5 days, by Monday, August 24, 2009 @ 11:59:59 PM.

Wow...5 days? It's doable...but it'll take some work.

The question is...with his fondness for clown cars...will they let him in the lifer forum...it's some serious bizness in there.

I posted close to 900 posts in 5 days before, while at work no less.

Fixed, since I am sure you didn't get dick done.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Greenman

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Anubis
im confused as to why i dont have access to this

We assumed that because you have a tfnn link in your sig you were not interested in AT.

I thought TFNN was the lifers forum. Seems like you and Red post more over there than here.

What's scary is Anubis' combined AT and TFNN post count!

i havent posted on TFNN in like 2 years and i have like 1100 posts there i had to check

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: her209
Proof for those who say there isn't one

Great only another 5+ years to get there...

 

[jonks]

to the lifer who re-posted that jessica alba sex tape from 2005, thanks yo, I missed it the first time around. I'll post the Marissa Miller one tomorrow.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Dumac
Oh man, it is gonna take me forever to reach lifer.

With an average of 3 posts per day, and 5933 posts left, I project that it will take me 1977.66 days, or 5.49 years.

I need to pick up the pace.

You can post once every fifteen seconds.

So...

5933 / 4 posts per minute / 60 minutes per hour = 24.72 hours till lifer

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: NightDarker

Originally posted by: Engineer
It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

I keep reading this as double secret penetration.

WTF.

Lol, he did it. Stopped at 9999 and hacked his avatar.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: NightDarker

Originally posted by: Engineer
It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

I keep reading this as double secret penetration.

WTF.

Enjoy your ban, you non-ATOT avatar you

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: NightDarker

Originally posted by: Engineer
It is just that you are still on double secret probation.

I keep reading this as double secret penetration.

WTF.

Lol, he did it. Stopped at 9999 and hacked his avatar.

Quite the post to go out on...

 

[BoomerD]

Hopefully, a moderator with a good sense of humor will send him on a nice long vacation...and permanently lock his post count at 9999.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: her209
Proof for those who say there isn't one

i just plotzed

edit: wait, how is a non-lifer the last to post there. i think i stepped in some shens...

Damn Dirty Ape:
Topic: RANT (weak): Hungry-Man Mexican Style Fiesta.. Posted: 08/19/2009 01:39 PM Subject: RANT (weak): Hungry-Man Mexican Style Fiesta..

Three hours for time difference, fits for her209 being in CA.

Edit:
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Bane/nolifer.JPG

You have more buddies than I have

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: her209
Proof for those who say there isn't one

i just plotzed

edit: wait, how is a non-lifer the last to post there. i think i stepped in some shens...

Damn Dirty Ape:
Topic: RANT (weak): Hungry-Man Mexican Style Fiesta.. Posted: 08/19/2009 01:39 PM Subject: RANT (weak): Hungry-Man Mexican Style Fiesta..

Three hours for time difference, fits for her209 being in CA.

Edit:
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Bane/nolifer.JPG

You have more buddies than I have

A lot of them are mods.

 

[Regs]

Apparently aftering being here for so long and so frequently you start to see things....

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Regs
Apparently aftering being here for so long and so frequently you start to see things....

Maybe its a nice "thank you" for being here for so long and so frequently.