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i know this seems stupid, but...

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dtmbb92

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I'm looking for something i can eat or do to make myself sick. My parents are wanting to go to visit some relatives for a couple of days and i don't want to go. They won't make me go if i'm sick though. So if i get "sick" then i will get to stay home and do whatever i want to. I know this is kinda dumb but i really don't want to go. And i'm looking for ways that won't kill me, and that aren't just plain dumb like going swimming in 10 degree waters. Thanks

Damian
 
There's something like oil of ipecac (?sp), supposed to make you vomit. But I doubt you have that on hand.
 
Originally posted by: diegoalcatraz
There's something like oil of ipecac (?sp), supposed to make you vomit. But I doubt you have that on hand.
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syrup of ipecac

But that will only make you vomit once or twice.
 
How about this:

You're making ME sick with your weiner attitude and idiotic notion that a cheap excuse will get you out of something MILDLY unpleasant. I wonder what you're going to do when you have a big project due at work or when your girlfriend wants to go to the ballet? "Play" sick again? You're a jerk, and hopefully your conscience will catch up with your idiotic brain soon enough.
 
Would they make you go if a "friend" they've never heard of died? Say, in an unfortunate "accident"?


Well, if you don't see where I'm going with this, then you can just go die as to remove yourself from the genepool. Be shure not to impregnate anyone on the way though, that would defeat the purpose of dying. If yo8u do, just kill her too! She too must die if she's dumb enough to sleep with you.
 
Originally posted by: jumpr
How about this:

You're making ME sick with your weiner attitude and idiotic notion that a cheap excuse will get you out of something MILDLY unpleasant. I wonder what you're going to do when you have a big project due at work or when your girlfriend wants to go to the ballet? "Play" sick again? You're a jerk, and hopefully your conscience will catch up with your idiotic brain soon enough.
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LOL! You have no clue what I would be putting up with so stfu. Its more than mildly unpleasant. Anyways, I have had BIG projects due the next day and finished them in just a couple of hours and gotten and A on them. And if my girlfriend wanted to go to a ballet, then i guess thats where we would be going. She's done things with me that i wanted to do and she didn't. I'm a senior in high school and will be going off to college at the beginning of the new school year. I'm doing this so i can not only get out of going but so i can spend more time with my girlfriend who i won't be seeing as often once i get into college.
 
Originally posted by: dtmbb92
Originally posted by: jumpr
How about this:

You're making ME sick with your weiner attitude and idiotic notion that a cheap excuse will get you out of something MILDLY unpleasant. I wonder what you're going to do when you have a big project due at work or when your girlfriend wants to go to the ballet? "Play" sick again? You're a jerk, and hopefully your conscience will catch up with your idiotic brain soon enough.
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LOL! You have no clue what I would be putting up with so stfu. Its more than mildly unpleasant. Anyways, I have had BIG projects due the next day and finished them in just a couple of hours and gotten and A on them. And if my girlfriend wanted to go to a ballet, then i guess thats where we would be going. She's done things with me that i wanted to do and she didn't. I'm a senior in high school and will be going off to college at the beginning of the new school year. I'm doing this so i can not only get out of going but so i can spend more time with my girlfriend who i won't be seeing as often once i get into college.
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And when your parents find out you've been lying to them for the purpose of getting some play from your girlfriend, they'll sure have a good laugh over it.
 
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: dtmbb92
Originally posted by: jumpr
How about this:

You're making ME sick with your weiner attitude and idiotic notion that a cheap excuse will get you out of something MILDLY unpleasant. I wonder what you're going to do when you have a big project due at work or when your girlfriend wants to go to the ballet? "Play" sick again? You're a jerk, and hopefully your conscience will catch up with your idiotic brain soon enough.
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LOL! You have no clue what I would be putting up with so stfu. Its more than mildly unpleasant. Anyways, I have had BIG projects due the next day and finished them in just a couple of hours and gotten and A on them. And if my girlfriend wanted to go to a ballet, then i guess thats where we would be going. She's done things with me that i wanted to do and she didn't. I'm a senior in high school and will be going off to college at the beginning of the new school year. I'm doing this so i can not only get out of going but so i can spend more time with my girlfriend who i won't be seeing as often once i get into college.
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And when your parents find out you've been lying to them for the purpose of getting some play from your girlfriend, they'll sure have a good laugh over it.
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They probably will. Whenever they find out that i made myself sick to stay home. They know i don't like going with them and they said the only reason they make me go is because they have to. Because technically if i make myself sick then i'm not lying. I really will be sick. Not for long but i will be sick. lol
 
Originally posted by: AMDman12GHz
Just tell them you don't want to go. If they make you tuff 😛

Later man, BTW where are you going to college at?
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more than likely i'll be going to pfeiffer. its only like an hour away from my house. but thats if i can get some scholarships. 😀
 
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