I KNEW IT!!! The world IS flat!

[Wingznut]

The Flat Earth Society

 

[bootymac]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

 

[Acanthus]

nice

 

hahhahaha

13. What about gravity?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does not move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant turtle, and that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal magnetism.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

INDEED.

These ppl really need to lay off the crack.

 

[rival]

all that webspace wasted for a crappy joke

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

 

[Zim Hosein]

While the Society is not a "crackpot" group, it is opposed to the fashionable, politically correct Spherical Earth theory, which is expounded every day by so-called "scientists", the media and political leaders.

:Q

 

[wfbberzerker]

flat earth society? sounds like some song by bad religion.

oh wait...

 

[Luagsch]

20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.
22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.

ok.... LOL

 

[slick230]

Originally posted by: rival
all that webspace wasted for a crappy joke

Yeah, you know I was looking at it thinking they were serious. But the more I read the more I thought that it couldn't possibly be for real. But who knows? There's all kinds of whackos that believe all kinds of crazy stuff.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
hahhahaha

13. What about gravity?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.

lol

 

[rh71]

21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.

Uhuh...

 

[Wingznut]

19. What is the "Springfield Effect"?
The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is "linked" to various locations in the world.

No wonder there are so many towns named "Springfield"... It's all beginning to make sense now!

(EDIT: Or, should I say that's why it SEEMS LIKE there are so many towns name "Springfield"? )

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
flat earth society? sounds like some song by bad religion.

oh wait...

Lie, lie, lie.......
The full moon is rising over dark water
And the fools below are picking up sticks
And the man in the gallows lies permanently
Waiting for the doctors to come back and tend to him,
The flat earth society is meeting here today,
Singing happy little lies
And the bright ship humana is sent far away
With grave determination....
And no destination, lie, lie, lie
Yeah, nothing feels better than a spray of clean water
And the whistling wind on a calm summer night,
But you?d better believe that down in their quarters
The men are holding in for their dear lives,
The flat earth society is somewhere far away,
With their candlesticks and compasses
And the bright ship humana is well on it?s way
With grave determination.....
And no destination, lie, lie, lie, ad infinitum

 

[ElFenix]

pave the earth

 

[ElFenix]

stupid moon chromers, they'll all be pit-slaves...

 

[Furyline]

Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis.

Huh?

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Furyline

Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis.

Huh?

LOL... I just read that