I kissed a girl (90's) vs. I kissed a girl ('08)

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: jonks

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: Wheezer
LOL...check out her favorite instrument on her Wikipedia page:

Katy Perry


edit...apparently it got changed...but I grabbed a snapshot of it first:

Snappy

well done sir.

No, "meat flute" would have been well done.

"pipe organ" would also have been an acceptable substitute

 

[dennilfloss]

90s version wins with Fabiolity!

 

[darkswordsman17]

Ok, somehow clicking on other videos led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Bmz1u0&feature=related

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Ok, somehow clicking on other videos led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Bmz1u0&feature=related

wtf...

 

[IronWing]

I finally saw the video. Katy Perry has no DP what-so-ever.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: dNor
Katy Perry's hot and has a fantastic rack, thus winning by default.

this.

Fat by 40, book it.

 

[DieHardware]

Lol, I get this when clicking the second link...

"This video is not available in your country."

 

[Shawn]

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don?t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You?re so indie rock it?s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like boys
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?

You?re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You?re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you?re so amused
That nobody understands you
I?m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I?m so angry cause you?d rather MySpace instead
I can?t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than?

You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like boys
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like?

You walk around like you?re oh so debonair
You pull ?em down and there?s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like boys
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like boys
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like? PENIS

 

[Psynaut]

Originally posted by: DomS
Katy Perry Ruins EVERYTHING

So, it sounded like the author was saying, on the first page, that if Kate Perry wants to be taken seriously as an artist, she needs to get naked or do some soft-core porn. Towards the end of the second page he just sounds like an obsessed, depressed reject that takes Kate Perry way, way too seriously.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: DomS
Katy Perry Ruins EVERYTHING

bisexual girls are kind of hawt

cept Tila, she is just an attention whore who can't sing.

The guy is insinuating that the new attention whoring is psuedobisexuality.

I thought most girls were considered a 6 pack away from bisexuality, cept the bible thumpers of course.

Yep. In my experience, it only takes them a deuce-deuce

 

[I4AT]

Katy Perry is a fake ass biatch.

 

[l0cke]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Ok, somehow clicking on other videos led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Bmz1u0&feature=related

I didn't think that video could get any worse, then it did. :|

 

[nageov3t]

lesbian > fauxbian

Jill Sobule ftw.