I killed a raccoon with a katana

[lxskllr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hRRJhe38uk

You can actually get a decent beater for $300. This would have no problems killing a raccoon.

http://roninkatana.com/dojo-pro-katana-for-sale/

I'm pretty sure I could fuck up a raccoon with my $30 machete.

 

[EliteRetard]

I'm pretty sure I could fuck up a raccoon with my $30 machete.

Yep.

Even if you're an idiotic oaf and swing it like a 2x4.

Most of you guys are reacting like this is some insane impossibility.

Opossums and raccoons are pretty damn tough though.

 

[Crono]

You never want to kill a single raccoon. You kill none or you kill them all.

Next thing you know, his entire clan of ninja racoons show at your house seeking vengeance.

 

[Kazukian]

I'm so confused, the OP sliced and diced a raccoon in his house, opting for blood all over instead of urine and possibly feces?

Poor raccoon, nothing a cardboard box couldn't have fixed 🙁

 

[Mayne]

I cornered a raccoon in an attic and it took 20 hits from a shovel before it died. They are tough bastards.

 

[Humpy]

I cornered a raccoon in an attic and it took 20 hits from a shovel before it died. They are tough bastards.

Fucker.

Raccoons have thumbs and furry little ears. How could you?

 

[IronWing]

Yep.

Even if you're an idiotic oaf and swing it like a 2x4.

Most of you guys are reacting like this is some insane impossibility.

Opossums and raccoons are pretty damn tough though.

We don't think it impossible, we think he's an asshole if he really did it.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Yep.

Even if you're an idiotic oaf and swing it like a 2x4.

I really more "poked" it.

 

[Chaotic42]

Wobbly, vertical cell phone video or it didn't happen.

 

[master_shake_]

I'm so confused, the OP sliced and diced a raccoon in his house, opting for blood all over instead of urine and possibly feces?

Poor raccoon, nothing a cardboard box couldn't have fixed 🙁

how do you kill a racoon with a cardboard box?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Racoons look so cute and cuddly, I can't imagine wanting to harm one.

 

[Kazukian]

how do you kill a racoon with a cardboard box?

You put the box over them, scoot them out to the back door.

 

[XavierMace]

Racoons look so cute and cuddly, I can't imagine wanting to harm one.

Looks can be deceiving.

 

[Ruptga]

Looks can be deceiving.

Right. They're untamed animals that might just try to take your face off if you corner them, which is just one reason that cornering and stabbing shouldn't be Plan A.

 

[Ichinisan]

The mess you made was soooo much worse than if you simply shooed the thing away. Not to mention the suffering. Sheesh!

 

[Crono]

The mess you made was soooo much worse than if you simply shooed the thing away. Not to mention the suffering. Sheesh!

Not to mention he doesn't know what the intentions of the raccoon were. Maybe he just needed to use your computer. On the internet, no one knows you're a raccoon...

 

[shortylickens]

last year my secret santa got me a nice little zombie machete. I should think it could also skewer a rabid my excellent compatriot.

 

[shortylickens]

Yep.

Even if you're an idiotic oaf and swing it like a 2x4.

Most of you guys are reacting like this is some insane impossibility.

Opossums and raccoons are pretty damn tough though.

well, in that case I still have the M1 Carbine.

 

[cbrunny]

OP hasn't returned. I'm thinking this is fake.

 

[highland145]

What? No one lies on the internet.

 

[PliotronX]

He was trying to snag your gold.

 

[Jeeebus]

Op at his favorite sushi restaurant

 

[DigDog]

You can actually get a decent beater for $300. This would have no problems killing a raccoon.

hm... someone's been read the Swords Buyers Guide 🙂

ok, back to OP: why the ... did you kill an animal you could just shoo away?

 

[FeuerFrei]

Hey guys, I just killed a hamster with a hammer.

Should I make a new thread??

 

[highland145]

So yesterday...