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I keep injuring myself in the shower

Random Variable

Random Variable

Lifer
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
 
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Wear mittens into the shower.
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Wear mittens into the shower.
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Or a Scuba Mask - Covers nose and eyes...

Oh, and make sure your mom/sister/roommate/etc. don't leave any dildos in the shower...
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Wear mittens into the shower.
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Ah, he could get two of those lufa mittens and they would be useful.
 
Originally posted by: effowe
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Wear mittens into the shower.
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Ah, he could get two of those lufa mittens and they would be useful.
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No, just regular snow mittens would be best. Perhaps wool.
 
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.
 
Originally posted by: Random Variable
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.
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Your mommy?
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Well played.

/golf claps and heads to smoochy's house for his bath
 
Originally posted by: Random Variable
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?
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Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.
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Your mommy?
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You could ask my Mommy. Too bad she's dead. But perhaps you're into that sort of thing. 😉

 
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