I keep an *extremely* clean penis!

[Stark]

i've watched that show once in my life. I kept waiting for spader to take his secretary in the back room and start spanking her.

shatner is still the worst actor of his generation.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Raiden256

Originally posted by: MX2times
Can you imagine if this wasnt our medium of conversation and we were all sitting in a large auditorium style room and each of us were just randomly blurting these things out?

LOL @ this....

Just picturing that in my head still cracks me up hours later

 

[mexkn]

Originally posted by: Rudee
My girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself in the shower. I told her "I can clean my penis as fast as I want!"

My gf helps me 'clean' my penis in the shower

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: mexkn

Originally posted by: Rudee
My girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself in the shower. I told her "I can clean my penis as fast as I want!"

My gf helps me 'clean' my penis in the shower

every time you shower?

 

[mexkn]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

Originally posted by: mexkn

Originally posted by: Rudee
My girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself in the shower. I told her "I can clean my penis as fast as I want!"

My gf helps me 'clean' my penis in the shower

every time you shower?

whenever she wants to join. i wouldn't say every time...

 

[lavagirl669]

:Q

 

[Zanix]

alright, I'll say it... pics?

 

[mexkn]

no

 

[Klandestine]

i move for a lock
2nd?

 

[RadeonGuy]

DID ANYONE ASK:disgust:
LOCK

 

[Locut0s]

Too much information!

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: RadeonGuy
DID ANYONE ASK:disgust:
LOCK

aww sh!t I asked... should I edit!?