I just won the Lotto

[Mayfriday0529]

yeahhh what should i buy first.

DE LOTTO

INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.



REF Number: KML/231-ILGI0431/05
BATCH No: EAPA/15/096/KMLM
TICKET No: 20511465897-6291
SERIAL No: 472-971103
LUCKY No: 8-66-97-22-71-64



RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

Sir, Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 11th of March 2005 Your E-mail address attached to Ticket number 20511465897-6291 with Serial number 472-971103 drew the lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64, which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of US$ 1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars). This is from a total cash prize of USD$10,000,000.00 Million shared amongst Ten International Lucky Winners in the Category A + (Plus).

All winnings must be claimed not later than 28th March 2005. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing agent
Mr. Harry Herman.
Email: claimagent21@netscape.net

 

[ThePresence]

Are you sure it's not the Nigerian Lottery?

 

[dabuddha]

?

Edit: ahhhh!

 

[StageLeft]

A dictionary.

 

[imported_Reck]

i'd be lying if i said i wasn't jealous. if it's real diaf!

 

[SofaKing]

lol

 

[paulney]

Category A + (plus!). Must be the real deal. It's not just A, it's A plus!
OMGMONEY!

 

[Baked]

They caught the "nigerian" scammer the other day. Turns out he's white.

I don't believe you, show proof of lottery ticket and winning number on newspaper.

 

[CTrainBEB]

i don't believe it, some type of pics are needed. Boobs make me believe pretty much anything

 

[rocadelpunk]

haha

sir, madam, person without a brain

i want a million bones : (

 

[Spike]

First off, buy us all a lollipop, then do whatever you want with the rest

-spike

 

[SofaKing]

Originally posted by: Reck
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't jealous. if it's real diaf!

it's not real, dumbass

 

[Anonemous]

congrats can I get loan from you? I need to buy this bridge...

 

[Mayfriday0529]

I wonder what happens if i really contact them about it?

 

[ribbon13]

I need to disprove all those bastards saying I don't have ocean front property in Arizona. I think a small nice tactical nuke will do the trick. Might make some interesting species of fish ^^

 

[SofaKing]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I wonder what happens if i really contact them about it?

you will become a Nigerian Prince.

 

[TekViper]

omg i got that same email, looks like we both won!

 

[imported_Reck]

Originally posted by: SofaKing

Originally posted by: Reck
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't jealous. if it's real diaf!

it's not real, dumbass

i didn't read the "international" part. I assumed it was the state of new york.

 

[sharkeeper]

I need some disprove all those bastards ssaying I don't have ocean front property in Arizona. I think a nice same tactical nuke will do the trick. Might make some interesting species of fish ^^

Only in the movies.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: TekViper
omg i got that same email, looks like we both won!

I guess we share it then, 5 million a piece then.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: SofaKing

Originally posted by: Reck
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't jealous. if it's real diaf!

it's not real, dumbass

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[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Anonemous
congrats can I get loan from you? I need to buy this bridge...

ahahahahahha

 

[jadinolf]

Lucky dog. It's got to be legit.

 

[RossMAN]

You mean you won under the following circumstances:
1) A lottery or contest which you DID NOT enter or purchase a ticket.
2) An international lottery no doubt.
3) Taxes, fees and other crap must be paid upfront.

OMGHI2U

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You mean you won under the following circumstances:
1) A lottery or contest which you DID NOT enter or purchase a ticket.
2) An international lottery no doubt.
3) Taxes, fees and other crap must be paid upfront.

OMGHI2U

YOU GOT IT!!!