Nitemare
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2001
- 35,461
- 4
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Damn, I never win anything
Damn, I never win anything
When I replied I included the sender and the contact address.. I just got a return from the sender address, he is over quota..
Dear Prize Awarding company;
Since I'm so lucky as to have won the world wide bingo, with my new found wealth, I'm now more generous than I've ever been. Please accept half of my winnings as a token of appreciation and a donation for good a cause. You can deduct the non-Holland resident fees from that half, and please send half of my winnings to me.
Keep up the good work.
Your sincerely;
Teh Winnar.
Since I'm so lucky as to have won the world wide bingo, with my new found wealth, I'm now more generous than I've ever been. Please accept half of my winnings as a token of appreciation and a donation for good a cause. You can deduct the non-Holland resident fees from that half, and please send half of my winnings to me.
Keep up the good work.
Your sincerely;
Teh Winnar.
Schadenfroh
Elite Member
- Mar 8, 2003
- 38,416
- 4
- 0
Originally posted by: Ranger X
Oh yeah? Well I'm offered cheap prescriptions over the net and the Prince of Nigeria wants to transfer all his money into MY ACCOUNT! Woohoo!!
You want to know womething funny, I went to school with this girl named Adesola Abioye, her grandpa was the king of nigeria. Her dad cam in one day with this thing he used to ride elephants with n sh!t, and all these nigerian .. things.... I can't remember that well. Long time ago.
yukichigai
Diamond Member
- Apr 23, 2003
- 6,404
- 0
- 76
<milo>"I just won eleventy-billion dollars!"</milo>
That's all I have to say. Wait...
I AM NIGERIAN BUSINESSMAN. I OFFER REWARDS FOR HELPING TO IMPORT GREAT MANY US MONIES.
That's all I have to say. Wait...
I AM NIGERIAN BUSINESSMAN. I OFFER REWARDS FOR HELPING TO IMPORT GREAT MANY US MONIES.
why don't we just sign his(henkkolter@netscape.net)e-mail address to every known spam sight we can find?
I have been looking at this site for hours now....and I can't stop laughing!
If those pics are real, then there are some REALLY dumb people in the world
:laugh:
Booked marked that site for sure I am still busting a gut and spitting diet pepsi all over the place
I am still busting a gut and spitting diet pepsi all over the place 
WAAHOO!
I got a response!
----- Original Message -----
From: <henkkolter@netscape.net>
To: <hevnsnt@......com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 12:05 PM
Subject: CLAIM PROCESSING FORM
> BINGO WORLD GAMING BOARD.
> AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
> TEL:+31-623-805-905
> TEL:+31-629-462-665
> FAX:+31-206-006-491
>
> ATTN:
>
> This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail. We will like to outline herein the terms and conditions for claiming your winning.
>
> Your claim processing required the following;
> 1, You are to provide us as soon as possible a valid identification document proving you have attained the eligible age of 18 years and above.
>
> 2,Upon certification that you are eligible your form will be processed. The form should be properly filled because it will be screened of discrepancy.
>
> 3,A file will be opened for you by the legal department upon certification that the informations provided in your duly filled form are true and correct.
>
> 4,I deem it absolutely necessary to let you know that there is a mandatory non-resident fee to be paid,the fee depend on your country of origin and will also enable our Legal department to file for your notarisation and documented file.You will be updated of the exact amount to be paid and mode of payment in our subsequent mail.
>
> 5,Be informed that it is impossible to deduct from your winning. Your fund is in an escrow account pending the completion of your claim processing. Your notarized and documented file that will effect swift transfering of your fund shall be forwarded to the paying bank.
>
> 6,You are to fill out the attached click on attach (CLAIM PROCESSING FORM)to enable us commerce the processing of your winning (FUND)and return via fax or by e-mail attachment to our office.
>
> 7,On receipt of your response to this mail a (PAYMENT SCHEME FORM)will be send to you to fill,this will effect the swift transfering of your(PRIZE)to your desired bank account.The paying bank will contact you prior to transfering of your fund to your nominated bank account.
>
> Yours Truely,
> Henk Kolter.
> FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER.
> CLAIM AGENT.
>
>
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ATTACHMENT CLAIM PROCESS FORM.rtf
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I got a response!
----- Original Message -----
From: <henkkolter@netscape.net>
To: <hevnsnt@......com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 12:05 PM
Subject: CLAIM PROCESSING FORM
> BINGO WORLD GAMING BOARD.
> AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
> TEL:+31-623-805-905
> TEL:+31-629-462-665
> FAX:+31-206-006-491
>
> ATTN:
>
> This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail. We will like to outline herein the terms and conditions for claiming your winning.
>
> Your claim processing required the following;
> 1, You are to provide us as soon as possible a valid identification document proving you have attained the eligible age of 18 years and above.
>
> 2,Upon certification that you are eligible your form will be processed. The form should be properly filled because it will be screened of discrepancy.
>
> 3,A file will be opened for you by the legal department upon certification that the informations provided in your duly filled form are true and correct.
>
> 4,I deem it absolutely necessary to let you know that there is a mandatory non-resident fee to be paid,the fee depend on your country of origin and will also enable our Legal department to file for your notarisation and documented file.You will be updated of the exact amount to be paid and mode of payment in our subsequent mail.
>
> 5,Be informed that it is impossible to deduct from your winning. Your fund is in an escrow account pending the completion of your claim processing. Your notarized and documented file that will effect swift transfering of your fund shall be forwarded to the paying bank.
>
> 6,You are to fill out the attached click on attach (CLAIM PROCESSING FORM)to enable us commerce the processing of your winning (FUND)and return via fax or by e-mail attachment to our office.
>
> 7,On receipt of your response to this mail a (PAYMENT SCHEME FORM)will be send to you to fill,this will effect the swift transfering of your(PRIZE)to your desired bank account.The paying bank will contact you prior to transfering of your fund to your nominated bank account.
>
> Yours Truely,
> Henk Kolter.
> FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER.
> CLAIM AGENT.
>
>
> __________________________________________________________________
> Introducing the New Netscape Internet Service.
> Only $9.95 a month -- Sign up today at http://isp.netscape.com/register
>
> Netscape. Just the Net You Need.
>
> New! Netscape Toolbar for Internet Explorer
> Search from anywhere on the Web and block those annoying pop-ups.
> Download now at http://channels.netscape.com/ns/search/install.jsp
>
ATTACHMENT CLAIM PROCESS FORM.rtf
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tell them you might think it's a scam so they need to write ATOT on a piece of paper and take a pic and email it to you so you know they are legit.
My Response::
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. I am over 18.
2. Which form needs to be filled out?
3. What do I need to do?
4. I am in the USA, Please advise.
5. I understand.
6. I see the attachment, but I don't know how to open a .rtf file. I am running Microsoft 97 Operating System.
7. Thank you.
Please help me fill out the form, I am excited to receive my winnings.
-Bill
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. I am over 18.
2. Which form needs to be filled out?
3. What do I need to do?
4. I am in the USA, Please advise.
5. I understand.
6. I see the attachment, but I don't know how to open a .rtf file. I am running Microsoft 97 Operating System.
7. Thank you.
Please help me fill out the form, I am excited to receive my winnings.
-Bill
Nohr
Diamond Member
His Response:
BINGO WORLD GAMING BOARD.
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
TEL:+31-623-805-905
TEL:+31-629-462-665
FAX:+31-206-006-491
www.bingo.com
ATTN:
We are pleased to inform you that the Netherland game board has approve your fund.
Therefore,to effect the swift transfering of your fund,your notarisation and documented file must be obtain from the high court of justice in the Netherland.you are required to pay the sum that will enable our attorney to file for release.You are updated of the mode of payment in the attached file to this mail.
Kindly,fill out the (PAYMENT SCHEME FORM/NOTARISATION FEE)and return to our office via fax or by e-mail attachment.
Be informed that it is impossible to deduct from your winning. Your fund is in an escrow account pending the completion of your claim processing. The paying bank will contact you prior to transfering of your fund to your nominated bank account.
On receipt of your response all notarized and documented file will be forwarded to the paying bank for immediate transfering of your fund.
Regards,
HENK KOLTER.
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER.
ATTACHMENT: PAYMENT.rtf
-----------------------------------------------And My Response----------------------------------------------------
(Notice the lack of punctuation)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok I asked a friend of mine who is good with computers on how to open the
attachment (since you didnt help me) and we got it open however in the
attachment there is a typo on the amount of money it says that I won 1 million
dollars however the amount listed is only 1000 could you please fix this
mistake and resend to me before I fill it out
Thanks
Bill
BINGO WORLD GAMING BOARD.
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
TEL:+31-623-805-905
TEL:+31-629-462-665
FAX:+31-206-006-491
www.bingo.com
ATTN:
We are pleased to inform you that the Netherland game board has approve your fund.
Therefore,to effect the swift transfering of your fund,your notarisation and documented file must be obtain from the high court of justice in the Netherland.you are required to pay the sum that will enable our attorney to file for release.You are updated of the mode of payment in the attached file to this mail.
Kindly,fill out the (PAYMENT SCHEME FORM/NOTARISATION FEE)and return to our office via fax or by e-mail attachment.
Be informed that it is impossible to deduct from your winning. Your fund is in an escrow account pending the completion of your claim processing. The paying bank will contact you prior to transfering of your fund to your nominated bank account.
On receipt of your response all notarized and documented file will be forwarded to the paying bank for immediate transfering of your fund.
Regards,
HENK KOLTER.
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER.
ATTACHMENT: PAYMENT.rtf
-----------------------------------------------And My Response----------------------------------------------------
(Notice the lack of punctuation)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok I asked a friend of mine who is good with computers on how to open the
attachment (since you didnt help me) and we got it open however in the
attachment there is a typo on the amount of money it says that I won 1 million
dollars however the amount listed is only 1000 could you please fix this
mistake and resend to me before I fill it out
Thanks
Bill
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