I just watched the worst movie ever made!

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flavio

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Originally posted by: UsandThem
You must not watch very many movies.

I'm married with two kids. Movies (rented) are me and my wife's only form of a date for the last three years.:eek:

This one just sticks out in my mind as being bad :)

They also have something called babysitters now. They seem pretty handy.

 

chemos

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Originally posted by: lnguyen
i think blair witch is still my top option for worst movie ever.

i can't believe i wasted my well-earned money on that movie. *cries*
 

bolido2000

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I liked "Blair Witch project"

Battlefield Earth is one of the worst I've seen. Also the one by Eddy Griffin where he has a twin brother.
 

Iron Woode

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here is my list ( in no particular order):

Blair witch project
Freddy Got Fingered
Joe Dirt
Kangaroo Jack
Spy kids (1 and 2)
Any Ed Wood movie
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Fast and the Furious
Biker Boys
Friday after next
XXX
 

optoman

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Battlefield Earth

I do not know of one person who said they actually enjoyed watching the movie. I almost got up and left the theater and asked for my money back. I should have.
 

LordUnum

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Haven't watched very many movies in the theaters, but watching "The People Under The Stairs" left my ass feeling sore for more than the usual "two-hours-on-stiff-seat-&-springs" reason. It's surely a flick that holds no more entertainment value than staring at a pool of vomit for all of 1-1/2 to 2 hours. :frown:
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: EpsiIon
Resident Evil

Horrible waste of two hours...

Dumb horror/action is still fun. Anyone making romantic movies should be burned alive and filmed for the next faces of death though.
 

brtspears2

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Battlefield Earth
XXX
Disney's Dinosaur. I swear, it was like watching The land before time, just a gazillion times worse.

Then there was this issue of a movie I was watching on TNT last night where big rigs started taking over a truck stop. Maximum Overdrive (1986).
 

GoodRevrnd

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bah.. Anything that ends up on MST3K wins, in my book.
I dunno, I think by their nature B movies are automatically disqualified.
Mom & Dad Save the World is the worst movie of all time.
 

DanTMWTMP

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Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LOTR-FOTR
LOTR-TTT

6 hours wasted.

LOL!

You've got to be kidding.

seriuosly.....u really gotta be kidding...

neways....u gotta watch those lame old 80's movies w/ chuck norris and other in them.......
 

Sundog

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Originally posted by: TheShiz
Originally posted by: Sundog
Nope...Ed Wood is the worst IMO.

you probably haven't seen ed wood's movies, if you had, maybe then you would realize that Ed Wood is a great film.

Tim


On point 1, yes I have...I am not that young.

Point 2, you are incorrect. I have seen the previously referenced films and still though Ed Wood was the worst film I have ever seen.
 

goog

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Originally posted by: brtspears2
Battlefield Earth
XXX
Disney's Dinosaur. I swear, it was like watching The land before time, just a gazillion times worse.

Then there was this issue of a movie I was watching on TNT last night where big rigs started taking over a truck stop. Maximum Overdrive (1986).

I have to agree on Maximum Overdrive, which thankfully I never paid to see.

 

Tominator

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Originally posted by: goog
Originally posted by: brtspears2
Battlefield Earth
XXX
Disney's Dinosaur. I swear, it was like watching The land before time, just a gazillion times worse.

Then there was this issue of a movie I was watching on TNT last night where big rigs started taking over a truck stop. Maximum Overdrive (1986).

I have to agree on Maximum Overdrive, which thankfully I never paid to see.

Wasn't that a movie taken from a Steven King novel? I liked it for all the bogus weapon effects. Spray a 9MM at a semi and it blows up......it was pretty bad wasn't it...

Cranasaur with Cheryl Ladd was the worst imho....