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<< You see, that line would almost work if my mom was around these parts when you were a wee tot
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Gettin better Red, but it's still not good enough. You see I said "Did your mommy hold you enough when you were a child?" and you replied "No but your mommy did." Now anyone with a mastery of the english language (or anyone who done schoolin' till the 4th grade) would deduce that you were referring to my mom holding you when you were a child. Now with your response you have proven 1 of 2 things (or maybe both), 1. You dropped out (or got kicked out) of school in the 3rd grade, or 2. Logic is clearly not your stong point.
Bah, this argument is pointless. My mom would never fall for a man that has such strong anger management and self-esteem issues. Whenever you feel the need to lash out at someone I want you to put down your beer bottle and look in the mirror and repeat this: "Hi, my name is Red Dawn, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gonnit people like me. I don't have to put others down to make myelf feel better. Whenever I feel angry at the world I like to go outside and take care of my pretty flowers." Don't be scared Red, we can help you get through this. I think you just need a hug. Can someone out there give Red a hug?