I just swallowed some calcium carbonate

[manlymatt83]

Am I gonna die?

 

[Gibsons]

tums?

 

[Platypus]

tum tum tum tum tuuuuuuuuuuuums

 

[Atheus]

how much?

 

[Malak]

I just shoved my face into some dihydrogen oxide, is my face going to melt?

 

[Slacker]

I just sucked the propellant out of a whipped cream can, am I .. I uh ... wawawawawawa whoa, did you hear that? at? at? at? eheheheheheh, wait, what?

 

[cirrhosis]

I made cream soda with vanilla syrup, Coke and four tablespoons of half-and-half.

Are my arteries going to clog?

 

[loup garou]

I pooped a hammer.

 

[swtethan]

i pooped and didnt flush, will you smell it?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Malak
I just shoved my face into some dihydrogen oxide, is my face going to melt?

Try some hydrogen hydroxide instead.

 

[Kalvin00]

CaCl2?

no, thats calcium chloride..

edit: Eli to the rescue. :beer:

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Am I gonna die?

OMFG, yes.

you must stop posting right now until the end comes.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
CaCl2?

Calcium Carbonate is CACO3.

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
CaCl2?

Calcium Carbonate is CACO3.

:beer:

 

[Bryophyte]

It's not going to help you grow some cajones.

 

[drinkmorejava]

http://www.dhmo.org

 

[Zaitsevs]

Originally posted by: loup garou
I pooped a hammer.

hahahaha


that made me rofl

 

[kitkat22]

Try some C3H5(COOC17H35)3 next time.

 

[DnetMHZ]

n/m

 

[Rubycon]

Kalkwasser is quite bitter.

 

[LiquidImpulse]

if you would ever suspect to being on the brink of death, WHY post about it? do what other normal people do. go to the hospital 😕

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: cscpianoman
Try some C3H5(COOC17H35)3 next time.

OK, google has failed me.. I give up.

What is it?

 

[vizkiz]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Am I gonna die?

After reading this thread, I think you should go mainline potassium chloride :thumbsup:

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: cscpianoman
Try some C3H5(COOC17H35)3 next time.

OK, google has failed me.. I give up.

What is it?

Glycerol Triacetate, I think?

EDIT: NM, that's not it.

 

[bersl2]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: cscpianoman
Try some C3H5(COOC17H35)3 next time.

OK, google has failed me.. I give up.

What is it?

Glycerol Triacetate, I think?

EDIT: NM, that's not it.

The functional group you are looking for is "stearate". What he listed there would have the name "tristearate" somewhere in there. There are several tristearates used in food preparation, but they all have a few other groups on there.