I just realized the greatest troll in recent times is...

[Tristicus]

Lil B.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOqrbTlr6SA

 

[Pantlegz]

wtf...

 

[Theb]

The counting, the rocking back and forth. How did I not notice that he was autistic until now?

 

[Nik]

I don't understand how filth like this makes money.

 

[Zeze]

I got one felony.
I got two felonies
I got three felonies.
I got four felonies.
I got five felonies.
It's a Bill Bellamy.

Pure genius rhyme.

 

[Oil]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lil_b

Pro

 

[brblx]

He created over 155 MySpace pages in order to upload all of his music. He recorded over 1,500 tracks as of July 2010, including hits "Wonton Soup," "Pretty Bitch," and "I'm God."[4]

wonderful.

this reminds me of a sweet link i bookmarked yesterday while researching watches-

http://kingdiamondinc.wordpress.com/watches/

why show the craftsmanship of a 10k watch, when you can HAVE IT BE STRAIGHT ICEY YO. i think i could make a pretty lucrative career by importing fake watches and 'bejazzling' them or whatever that 'make your own rhinestone jacket' kit is.

 

[schneiderguy]

Lil B is one of the best rappers of our time. Fuck the haters.

He even has his own meme.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/based-god

 

[brblx]

also what happened to black people being able to dance? goddamn, when i was a kid, other kids could dance like michael fuckin' jackson compared to us crackers.

whiteys have, say, head-nodding, moshing, or the ever-popular 'stand in one place and move your hips to disguise your immobile feet'. lots of choices in 'hide that i can't dance' technology.

BUT THE RAPPERS ARE STEALING OUR MOVES. 😡

quit fucking nodding your head to the beat and flailing your arms like you have tourettes, jackass. that's OUR thing.

 

[Tristicus]

Lil B is a winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8oyrJn9Qc

 

[SandEagle]

iz not me?

 

[BladeVenom]

I was impressed; he could count to ten. Makes him one of the smartest rappers around.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

He is so cool, yo
that he can't drool, yo
yet when he raps getting fame
he will never be like The Game
You got 1 felony, and you still rocking
You got 2 felonies, and you still pumping
You got 3 felonies, and you still pimping
You got 4 felonies, and you still sucking
You are so shitty, that is why they call you Lil B
Because no matter how hard you try, you are Babyyyyyyy
You are fucking 22, you did not finish high school
Count from 1, 2, and 20 is still away from you

Fuck you Lil Bbbbb
Fuck you Belamyyyyy


PS : well that was fun writing the best song eva! :awe:

 

[brblx]

let me be your backup dancer if you make it big.

 

[Via]

That's fantastic.

Did he write that?

 

[deadlyapp]

Lil B is a winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8oyrJn9Qc

I could allllmost see that girls cooter.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

let me be your backup dancer if you make it big.

That would be awesome sauce with your face mask of Mathew Fox(your avatar).:biggrin:

 

[dennilfloss]

The name Joaquin Phoenix first comes to mind when I think of rapping trolls. :hmm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaquin_Phoenix#Music_career_.22hoax.22

 

[ThatsABigOne]

The name Joaquin Phoenix first comes to mind when I think of rapping trolls. :hmm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaquin_Phoenix#Music_career_.22hoax.22

Lol wtf..

 

[Miramonti]

I got one felony.
I got two felonies
I got three felonies.
I got four felonies.
I got five felonies.
It's a Bill Bellamy.

Pure genius rhyme.

Sounds like a ripoff of:

I got two misdemeanors
I got three misdemeanors.
I got four misdemeanors.
I got five misdemeanors.
It's a Bill Murray.

by Vanilla Ice.

 

[eldorado99]

Who is this?

 

[Squisher]

I'm amazed he could count to ten.

 

[brblx]

Sounds like a ripoff of:

I got two misdemeanors
I got three misdemeanors.
I got four misdemeanors.
I got five misdemeanors.
It's a Bill Murray.

by Vanilla Ice.

surelythisisjoke? 🙁

someone would plagiarize that? that's like going online to steal an essay and just turning in a piece of paper that says 'SUCK MY DICK, TEACHER.'

 

[Iron Woode]