I just pooped blood...seriously

[Damn Dirty Ape]

reminds me of the story of Bob The Anal Fissure.. google is your friend.

 

[MidasKnight]

You need to get hydrated. Drink water for the next few days instead of other drinks.

 

[dr150]

Once you heal, buy a John Holmes 13" dildo and give yourself a good work for one month.

So next time when you lay a deuce, you'll be so thoroughly broken in you'll never, ever, ever have this problem again. Plus, your farts will be silent, so now you won't have any worries letting one rrrrip on a crowded bus next time.

 

[geckojohn]

pics? .bbzzdd?

 

[diablofreak]

omg ur have butt cancer?

 

[OS]

Despite what ATOT meatheads may say, maybe you need to eat alot more fruits and vegetables.

 

[The Stigenator]

teh technical term is called 'piles'.. it is due to teh diet.. drink lots of water, and take fiber enriched foods.. it will help. Tucks brand wipes will help fix the area with medication.

 

[Nebben]

As said above, it's probably nothing serious. Eat more fiber. Eat fresh, raw vegetables daily, if you can make yourself do so. Fruit is good too.

I've experienced this before, and it was not anything to worry about. Just a little painful and annoying. In my case, it was caused by diet. Lots of protein and not enough fibrous carbs to help process it all.

And as said above, and not to be ignored: DRINK WATER! It is extremely important. Your body needs a minimum of 1-2 quarts of water per day, preferably more if you're physically active. Drink throughout the day, sipping whenever you get a chance, rather than trying to take it all in a few giant glasses. Your body can only process about 8 ounces per hour, so you need to drink throughout the entire day. This is important for your pooping but also very important for many, many bodily functions. Water is life.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Nebben
This is important for your pooping

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP*HAHAHAseesigHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Nebben
This is important for your pooping

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP*HAHAHAseesigHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hey that was cool, let's try it again!

Ok ready? Here we go...




















pooping

 

[Baked]

You have cancer, in the ass. :Q

 

[Mo0o]

I can't believe this sh1tty thread has gone on for so long.

 

[Nebben]

Wow, I've been sig-quoted. I feel special.

On the subject of poop, who else finds the word "stool" to be really funny?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Nebben
Wow, I've been sig-quoted. I feel special.

On the subject of poop, who else finds the word "stool" to be really funny?

I don't. However, that one phrase about pooping didn't fit into your otherwise-civilized post. That pooping phrase just kinda blindsided me with sillyness and I found it overwhelmingly entertaining. :laugh:

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Nebben
Wow, I've been sig-quoted. I feel special.

On the subject of poop, who else finds the word "stool" to be really funny?

I don't. However, that one phrase about pooping didn't fit into your otherwise-civilized post. That pooping phrase just kinda blindsided me with sillyness and I found it overwhelmingly entertaining. :laugh:

I always found poop to be funnier than stool

 

[Nebben]

I think the reason I find 'stool' to be funny is that you can't talk about it seriously, no matter how hard you try. Medical professionals say things like "Your stools should be..." and every time, I picture a nice pile of poop.

Poop is a funny word.

And I intended for that line to be funny

I now propose this challenge: who can find the origin of the word 'poop'? It certainly seems to have been invented by someone under the age of nine.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Nebben
I think the reason I find 'stool' to be funny is that you can't talk about it seriously, no matter how hard you try. Medical professionals say things like "Your stools should be..." and every time, I picture a nice pile of poop.

Poop is a funny word.

And I intended for that line to be funny

I now propose this challenge: who can find the origin of the word 'poop'? It certainly seems to have been invented by someone under the age of nine.

[Possibly from obsolete poop, to break wind, from Middle English poupen, to blow a horn, toot, of imitative origin.]

 

[chuckywang]

wasn't there already a thread about this?

 

[Orsorum]

You're fine unless the blood doesn't clot. Now if you notice dark red/copper-colored stool (basically blood clotted earlier in the GI tract) then you'd want to see a doctor.

 

[jpeyton]

Why haven't the mods locked this yet?

I don't care if the OP didn't want it locked. Last time I checked, threads about scat = lock, no questions asked.

 

[thegimp03]

I'm surprised too that it hasn't been locked. Though this same exact thing happened to me recently. Fine now, it seems.

 

[datalink7]

Walker told me you have AIDS.

 

[thomsbrain]

it will heal. it may take a few days, since when you poop again it can sort of re-open the wound. but it will heal. if you start having tons of pain or tons of blood, you probably ought to see the doctor, but a little blood won't kill you.

in the meantime, eat fiber, to make things easier while you heal.

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: thegimp03
I'm surprised too that it hasn't been locked. Though this same exact thing happened to me recently. Fine now, it seems.

Why lock? I've found this thread to have quite a bit of useful info incase I ever run into this problem.

 

[Fritzo]

OMG2U!!!!JUHAVDABUTTCANXOR!!!!!! :shocked: