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I just met a religous girl

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I work with a lady who is devoutly Catholic (Catholic shit all over her cube), single, and likely a virgin. She is 40 something and very attractive. I'm sure she is very dysfunctional now. How sads 🙁
 
Saint Nick said:
I work with a lady who is devoutly Catholic (Catholic shit all over her cube), single, and likely a virgin. She is 40 something and very attractive. I'm sure she is very dysfunctional now. How sads 🙁
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A little (likely very little) alcohol would fix that in no time. :wub:
 
Dari said:
We were having an early dinner near Grand Central Terminal before she caught her train. Besides, she can't touch me.



Yeah, with a kid🙄 Must be a miracle.
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Then don't tell her about the kid. Do you want this girl or not? lol
 
Saint Nick said:
I would if I could ... she shuts everyone down and is very smart. I don't think she is seduce-able.
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We had a holiday pot luck a couple years ago, and one woman brought in a rum cake that she made. It was determined that she used a bit too much rum and not enough cooking time... and several people thoroughly enjoyed said rum cake that day.

:sneaky:
 
Dari said:
She works in the HR department. She is Christian. She is a virgin. She is 30. She only wants to marry a virgin who is rich. Do such people actually exist? I told her any guy could say he is a virgin but what do I know.
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I came to post a "nobody believes you" response but clearly I am wrong. Forgot about the "one born every minute" thing. My bad.

-KeithP
 
KeithP said:
I came to post a "nobody believes you" response but clearly I am wrong. Forgot about the "one born every minute" thing. My bad.

-KeithP
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Just roll with it man. It's more fun to troll the trolls than to try to argue with them.
 
Dari said:
I agree. She has been sheltered. But I just found it funny that she's looking for a guy who's also a virgin. Impossible.
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There are more 30yo men virgins than there are women (I was one of them). But she probably won't like any of them. Since she's religious, she's probably met a whole bunch of them already through church.
 
Dari said:
She works in the HR department. She is Christian. She is a virgin. She is 30. She only wants to marry a virgin who is rich. Do such people actually exist? I told her any guy could say he is a virgin but what do I know.
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That's not true, their hymen would still be intact! 😀
 
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