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I just *knew* I was forgetting something

yh125d

yh125d

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So my mom asked me last night if she could shower at my place before she went out while I was at work. Naturally, I scoped my apartment and hid some of the more "awkward conversation" items. Lube, paper towels at computer, pipe, etc. Swept the floor to make it look decent and took out the trash


I had a haunting feeling all day at work I was forgetting something, but never thought of anything until I received this text message...


"nice fleshlight!"




😳


Anyone else have similar stories?
 
Lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does your mom know what a fleshlight is? That is the question of the day.
 
I am SO glad that I did not have this problem when my mother was still alive.

For some reason I pity you ...
 
I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.
 
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Because she lives an hour away and I live 5 minutes from the place she's going, and also there are washing machines here she needed to use
 
Zeze said:
I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.
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Thank you. I got a good laugh out of that. LOL
 
Zeze said:
I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.
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beat red? were you doing it wrong?
 
Zeze said:
I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.
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What was your mom walking on your "beat-red erect cock". Some sort of fetish? With your mom?
 
Zeze said:
I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.
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Wow! Your mom must have had impeccable eyesight.
 
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