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I just *knew* I was forgetting something

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Zeze said:
I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.
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What did she say?
 
There is so much wrong with this fuckign OP. First of all, fleshlight, really? Secondly... why is your mom showering at your place and then going out? Third of all, what the fuck kind of mom actually comments about her son having a fleshlight, she should ignore that shit and act like it never happened.
 
Cuda1447 said:
There is so much wrong with this fuckign OP. First of all, fleshlight, really? Secondly... why is your mom showering at your place and then going out? Third of all, what the fuck kind of mom actually comments about her son having a fleshlight, she should ignore that shit and act like it never happened.
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Whats wrong with a fleshlight? No different from a dildo or vibrator, which every chick has. It's not my fault your severe sexual repression has caused you to lash out at strangers over the internet.
 
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