I just *knew* I was forgetting something

[Zeze]

What was your mom walking on your "beat-red erect cock". Some sort of fetish? With your mom?

No I was watching Secret World of Alex Mack. :|

 

[Newbian]

Think it's time to move the thread to L&R.

 

[Bird222]

I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.

What did she say?

 

[Engineer]

What is a fleshlight? :hmm:

Goes to check.....BRB....

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

should have asked her to clean it out while she was there.

 

[Cuda1447]

There is so much wrong with this fuckign OP. First of all, fleshlight, really? Secondly... why is your mom showering at your place and then going out? Third of all, what the fuck kind of mom actually comments about her son having a fleshlight, she should ignore that shit and act like it never happened.

 

[Anubis]

PSA: beware of socks laying on the floor / bed of hischool or college aged boys......

people actually beat it into a sock? just do it in the shower or into the toilet
cleans up itself

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

OP, you missed a chance to freak her out. You could have told her, "It's not mine."

 

[yh125d]

There is so much wrong with this fuckign OP. First of all, fleshlight, really? Secondly... why is your mom showering at your place and then going out? Third of all, what the fuck kind of mom actually comments about her son having a fleshlight, she should ignore that shit and act like it never happened.

Whats wrong with a fleshlight? No different from a dildo or vibrator, which every chick has. It's not my fault your severe sexual repression has caused you to lash out at strangers over the internet.

 

[Ichinisan]

I didn't think guys really bought Fleshlights.

 

[SagaLore]

paper towels at computer

Dude, you're gross. I feel icky just reading the text you typed on that keyboard.

 

[SagaLore]

as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

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