Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: conjur
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Actually, it would probably grab the shovel out of your hand and beat *you* with it!
Heh. I glimpsed a spider out of the corner of my eye while I was working outside last year, so I instinctively stomped on it. I was wearing my work boots - steel toe, size 11 ( that's right ladies, 11..

) Anyway, I looked down to see all eight legs sticking out about an inch all the way around from under my boot... and they were all still moving. I had no idea what to do. I only weigh ~130lbs and had my full weight on that one foot. I was sure he was going to flex and run off with me on his back.
I ended up just twisting around until something "popped." It looked like some sort of tarantuala, with a very hard, shell-like body.
*shiver*