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I just got this E-mail at work :D

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Ausm

Lifer
Dear Employees:
>> > It has been brought to management's attention that
>> > some individuals throughout the organization have been
>> > using foul language during the course of normal
>> > conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>> > received from some employees who may be easily
>> > offended, this type of language will no longer be
>> > tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical
>> > importance of being able to accurately express your
>> > feelings when communicating with co-workers.
>> > Therefore a list of 18 new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have
>> > been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
>> > continue in an effective manner.
>>
>> > 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
>> > INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>> > 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
>> > INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>> > 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
>> > INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>> > 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>> > INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
>> > 5) TRY SAYING: Really?
>> > INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!
>> > 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
>> > INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>> > 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
>> > INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
>> > 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
>> > INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
>> > 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>> > INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
>> > 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
>> > INSTEAD OF: Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?
>> > 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
>> > INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>> > 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
>> > INSTEAD OF: Eat, sh__, and die.
>> > 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
>> > INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>> > 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>> > INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
>> > 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
>> > INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
>> > 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
>> > INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
>> > 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
>> > INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
>> > 18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
>> > INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
>> > Thank You,
>> > Human Resources


If you don't like the formatting...Oh well 😉 I can relate to this E-mail 😉

Ausm
 
lol - "18 new and innovative!" . Yeah! Then we all could make a trip down to the local ice creme parlor - Gee Golly, that'd be SWELL!
 
lol
reverse translaste these two:
What the f___?
This sh__ won't work.

thats about my repsonse. I didnt see one up there about my disgust for corporations being so PC due to this sue-crazy nation.

>> > 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
>> > INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

>> > 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>> > INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
Click to expand...

lol @ these
i wonder if the HR guy was laughing when he wrote this e-mail
 
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the organization have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat, sh__, and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
Thank You,
Human Resources





Formatting corrected. 😛

To get rid of those <<<<<<>>>> thingies, I use the Replace function in Notepad. Quite handy.

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Anytime I hear this expression, I remember a relevant Penny Arcade comic.😀
 
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