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I just got the strangest spam ever... again!

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KevinF

Senior member
Anyone remember this thread from a while back? I got a spam from some crazy psycho that wanted to travel back in time.

Well, I just received another spam from him! Let me post the text below. It sounds like he's found a time machine, and just needs the finishing touches...



<< If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have
the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other
in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the
dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness
back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain
how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless
without
a vortex.

If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these
crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals
which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong
enough to make a watch stop this would be great.


Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned
please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks >>



I don't want to get involved with this guy anymore; he scares me. Anyone else at AnandTech feel like sending him an email, or IM?

😕
 
Someone find a crazy link and email it to him telling him that you have found ways to create a vortex generator.
 


<< Please do not reply if your an evil alien! >>



Theres your ticket to freedom 🙂
 
I just did a search on google using "My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!" and there are lots of reports of this guy.

He's just messing with people's minds. Anyone with a warped sense of humour could do this and make it sound creepy.
 
In the search I did i find out he is looking for aliens from the planet Valnator. This is just getting stupider by the minute.


Found more planets he is looking for: Vadikar, Nefarious, Tralfamadore, Valnator, Travers, Edenad
 
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