I just got my anniversary present from my wife

[Homerboy]

Techincally our anniversary isn't util Sunday but thats a crappy day.
Regardless, I'm sitting at my deks (neffing cuz its Friday) and the receptionist comes and hands me a box with a ribbon. "This was delivered for you... I was told to tell you to open it now"

So I do.... and inside is an umbrella (its raining and my wife told me to take a umbrella today but I ignored her) and a nice little card, saying meet me at the Hilton (where we had our reception) and a room key... looks like mom and dad are staying overnight away from the kiddies tonight!


Edit: Oh yeah she did include a pack of dentyne ice too

 

[DeadByDawn]

This sounds like the start of an urban legend....

 

[FoBoT]

holy carp!!!!

she must like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[bobbybe01]

When it doubt, whip it out.

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
This sounds like the start of an urban legend....

he's gonna wake up missing his kidney and there's gonna be a dog blown up in the microwave...or atleast thats what i want my anniversary night to be like...

 

[NascarFool]

I just couldn't resist.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

 

[Baked]

So now you know what your wife does for the extra income...

 

[Francodman]

Originally posted by: NascarFool
I just couldn't resist.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

:shocked:

 

[GT1999]

Originally posted by: NascarFool
I just couldn't resist.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

ROFL, nice one.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Baked
So now you know what your wife does for the extra income...

lol

 

[MisterJackson]

There's a hitman in the room waiting for you. your wife's boyfriend will be in the closet watching.

J/K Dude! You're a lucky man!

 

[nakedfrog]

So she thinks you have bad breath?

 

[Fiat1]

Funny I received the same items today also.
Your key isn?t for room 122 is it?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: NascarFool
I just couldn't resist.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

10/10

 

[Homerboy]

Im LMAO at these replies... and now Im kinda worried too....
If you dont see me neffing by Monday morning. Please report this to the feds.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife bought me a bunch of Campagnolo Chorus components for Christmas.

Chorus Carbon crank, Carbon Ergo levers, Chorus brakes...I love that woman!

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Homerboys gettin lucky tonight

Better pick up some flowers and a bottle of bubbly

 

[Homerboy]

whoah whoah whoah
Wait a minute... I jsut re-read the card. She got the Govenor's suite. That's where we stayed on our wedding night..... WTH is this all costing me?

 

[isasir]

Just don't enter the room in just your underwear in case your whole family is in there ready to surprise you.

 

[FoBoT]

you are going to be poor

no $$$ for you

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
whoah whoah whoah
Wait a minute... I jsut re-read the card. She got the Govenor's suite. That's where we stayed on our wedding night..... WTH is this all costing me?

Your income + $100,000

 

[Homerboy]

Your income + $100,000

Touche'

 

[Homerboy]

I just remembered there's an indoor waterpark too... she better have brought my speedo!

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
I just remembered there's an indoor waterpark too... she better have brought my speedo!

:camera:'s?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
I just remembered there's an indoor waterpark too... she better have brought my speedo!

There will be no time for that You'll be tied to the bed and wishing someone stole your kidney