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I just freakin' DESTROYED my office bathroom

Damn, I came in here expecting to hear a story of explosive diarrhea or mad gas wreaking havoc on bathroom visitors. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
 
You should call the cleaning people. I guess the real question is, should you tip them after they clean it up for you?
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Damn, I came in here expecting to hear a story of explosive diarrhea or mad gas wreaking havoc on bathroom visitors. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
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Followed by a hefty banning, since potty threads generally aren't allowed. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: JD50
You should call the cleaning people. I guess the real question is, should you tip them after they clean it up for you?
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who cares? just tip toe it outtathere!!
 
I thought this was going to be a story like when my brother ate a Mushroom Swiss burger from Burger King when we were heading to Orlando years ago to go to Universal Studios and was hit with explosive shits and puke while in a gas station bathroom and covered the floors and walls.
 
Originally posted by: lokiju
I thought this was going to be a story like when my brother ate a Mushroom Swiss burger from Burger King when we were heading to Orlando years ago to go to Universal Studios and was hit with explosive shits and puke while in a gas station bathroom and covered the floors and walls.
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LOL! how?
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Damn, I came in here expecting to hear a story of explosive diarrhea or mad gas wreaking havoc on bathroom visitors. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
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This and

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Make sure you go back 5 minutes later and make a huge deal about how somebody fucked up the bathroom.
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This. :laugh:

 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Damn, I came in here expecting to hear a story of explosive diarrhea or mad gas wreaking havoc on bathroom visitors. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
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Hmm. I need to go to the bathroom. I'll post in a few minutes and tell you how it went.
 
You know, this reminds also of the time I ate a chili cheese burger from The Lone Star and literally pissed out my ass. I stood up from the toilet in amazement and did a double take and asked myself if that was even humanly possible. It was like taking plastic squeeze bottle full of water and stepping on it with your foot really hard.
 
Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
Originally posted by: lokiju
I thought this was going to be a story like when my brother ate a Mushroom Swiss burger from Burger King when we were heading to Orlando years ago to go to Universal Studios and was hit with explosive shits and puke while in a gas station bathroom and covered the floors and walls.
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LOL! how?
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we had someone do that to the restroom at the restaurant I worked at for awhile.
it.was.eveeeeryyywhere! eeww

want a picture and/or the "how"?
colostomy bag. ripped. everywhere.
literally. places I could not imagine shit going on a normal occasion.

It was like a monkey ripped open a bag and started chucking it everywhere.
 
Originally posted by: Regs
You know, this reminds also of the time I ate a chili cheese burger from The Lone Star and literally pissed out my ass. I stood up from the toilet in amazement and did a double take and asked myself if that was even humanly possible. It was like taking plastic squeeze bottle full of water and stepping on it with your foot really hard.
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So basically you could have shit through a screen door and not hit a wire?
 
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