I just found a pie outside my door...

[eLiu]

Tryina change things up, man.

Don't do it. The world wouldn't be the same if everyone didn't know it. Everyone knows this.

 

[wiredspider]

LOL, an hour later, someone calls the OP to let them know they left a pie at his door, how was it?

 

[shortylickens]

OP is a douche for kicking a pie that was a gift

this

 

[TridenT]

Trollololololo...

 

[JJChicken]

Someone tried to do something nice for you, and this is how you react. Isn't it sad what the world has come to. People are afraid of pies. The terrorists really have won.

Beautiful, Simply Beautiful. 10/10

 

[ahenkel]

PIE MURDERER

yes I am internet yelling

 

[Dumac]

Fuck, and I used to not hate you.

Well, things change.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

 

[SunnyD]

Bad juju man, bad juju

You received a pie from the pies gods and you spurned the offering 🙁

Your DOOMED! DOOMED I tell you

A key lime pie no less! Sheesh... what's next? You'll go around kicking strawberry-rhubarb pies out windows? :\

 

[CaptnKirk]

Do dogs leave you cigars in the yard too?

 

[SKORPI0]

Really surprised that nobody has made a parody out of this..... ^_^

 

[RavenSEAL]

Really surprised that nobody has made a parody out of this..... ^_^

With such great imagination our community has, I'm surprised as well.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

It's better to receive the gift of hair pie from a hot chick.

 

[moshquerade]

Pie bandit!

 

[DrPizza]

Wow, you must live in a bigger shithole than AMDHunter if you would just deal with garbage that way. I'd guess that you lived in some 3rd world country, but in that case, you would have eaten the pie. Let's see... what shitholes are there in the US where people just kick garbage off their porch, making a mess?

Hmmm... actually, I've never seen such a place. Because if I got even remotely close to such a place, I would realize that I had taken a wrong turn & need to leave the same way I entered.

 

[RbSX]

I stared at it for about 5 minutes and looked around for any type of hints or notes, couldn't spot anything on the ground.

Someone left a box of cookies at my door a few days ago, no note no nothing. Found out it was my neighbor.

You're a douche.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Wow, you must live in a bigger shithole than AMDHunter if you would just deal with garbage that way. I'd guess that you lived in some 3rd world country, but in that case, you would have eaten the pie. Let's see... what shitholes are there in the US where people just kick garbage off their porch, making a mess?

Hmmm... actually, I've never seen such a place. Because if I got even remotely close to such a place, I would realize that I had taken a wrong turn & need to leave the same way I entered.

I don't know if you would consider westchase FL a shit hole, but ok lol.

 

[PimpJuice]

No idea how that thing got there, all sealed up and everything, Publix brand, I kicked into the street, shattered the casing and now have key lime pie filling stuck to my foot.

wow youre a fucking retard. It could have been for your parents. Grow up.

 

[SparkyJJO]

and

 

[RavenSEAL]

wow youre a fucking retard. It could have been for your parents. Grow up.

You're such a piece of trash, flaming me for a pie, lmao. I wish the mods would come and put you to sleep.

 

[Schadenfroh]

The pie was likely tainted by an enemy of the OP, possibly a member of this very forum. Needle holes where they injected the "medicine" through the plastic sealant are hard to see. Better safe than sorry when dealing with those who are against you.

 

[Pardus]

Did the gypsy squeezes the blood of someone's hand to go into the top of a pie. Someone must eat that pie and soon to remove the curse.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Really surprised that nobody has made a parody out of this..... ^_^

When I first saw this thread, I scanned the rest of the page, trying to figure out which thread was being parodied.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Did the gypsy squeezes the blood of someone's hand to go into the top of a pie. Someone must eat that pie and soon to remove the curse.

Die clean white man from town... die clean

 

[Soundmanred]

An hour later, someone calls the OP's parents to let them know they left a pie at his parents door that was for his parents.

Just edited for clarity.

 

[WHAMPOM]

?????? is all.