A snuirt.
Be VERY careful sneezing when you have the runs.
A burpatroid is like a burp but bigger and can sometimes burn your throat.
Regale us all with your stories of excess bodily functions and your names for them.
I call that a "borp."
Explain yourself Ichinisan. Why do you call it a 'borp'?
My girlfriend's sister was visiting and cut a fart that was silent but had a strong aroma. She called it an air biscuit.