I just committed two federal offenses!

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: Talon02

Originally posted by: Smolek

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: BooneRebel

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: Spac3d

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: BigJ2078

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: Talon02

Originally posted by: Smolek

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: BooneRebel

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: Spac3d

 

[Apathetic]

Quick, someone crank up the generator for the chair. We're having BBQ Skoorb tonight.

Dave

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I opened a box addressed to mrsskoorb from her mother (it had a b-day gift in it for me as well!) and also something to do with her nursing license. Bad skoorbie bad!

death penalty canuck!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

WTF... this WAS a good thread before all the quoting f'tards.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
WTF... this WAS a good thread before all the quoting f'tards.

what do you mean?

oh...and

 

[compudog]

Don't drop the soap.. Unless... hmm. maybe...

:Q

 

[OutHouse]

I say we should ship you back to Canada and seal you in an Igloo for 6 months with a horny Eskimo with nothing to eat but dried seal and fish.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Citrix
I say we should ship you back to Canada and seal you in an Igloo for 6 months with a horny Eskimo with nothing to eat but dried seal and fish.

dude....how do you think he lived when he was in canadia?

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Skoorbie opened my mail!

Actually, every day when I go to work I take his Xbox controllers so that he won't sit around all day and just play games when he should be studying for his VB.NET. Sneaky eh? He cannot even get into the parking lot to get them out of the car because he doesn't have an access card!

 

[Platypus]

OMG HOW OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Harvey]

Is that all you did? I thought maybe it was something really atrocious like tearing the tag off your mattress or violating the Use and accordion; go to jail rule. :Q

 

[Coolone]

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: BigJ2078

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: Talon02

Originally posted by: Smolek

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: BooneRebel

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: Spac3d

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie opened my mail!

Actually, every day when I go to work I take his Xbox controllers so that he won't sit around all day and just play games when he should be studying for his VB.NET. Sneaky eh? He cannot even get into the parking lot to get them out of the car because he doesn't have an access card!

What if he has a back-up controller?

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie opened my mail!

Actually, every day when I go to work I take his Xbox controllers so that he won't sit around all day and just play games when he should be studying for his VB.NET. Sneaky eh? He cannot even get into the parking lot to get them out of the car because he doesn't have an access card!

What if he has a back-up controller?

yeah, I took that one too!

 

[Storm]

I thought Skoorb has a job? or do you work nights?

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I opened a box addressed to mrsskoorb from her mother (it had a b-day gift in it for me as well!) and also something to do with her nursing license. Bad skoorbie bad!

Not only did you commit it, but you also just admitted to doing it as well! Good bye!

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: Coolone

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: BigJ2078

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: Talon02

Originally posted by: Smolek

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: BooneRebel

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: Spac3d

....wow.....

 

[fluxquantum]

:Q

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie opened my mail!

Actually, every day when I go to work I take his Xbox controllers so that he won't sit around all day and just play games when he should be studying for his VB.NET. Sneaky eh? He cannot even get into the parking lot to get them out of the car because he doesn't have an access card!

oh man, if my wife did that, she'd be in trouble!

lol @ skoorb

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie opened my mail!

Actually, every day when I go to work I take his Xbox controllers so that he won't sit around all day and just play games when he should be studying for his VB.NET. Sneaky eh? He cannot even get into the parking lot to get them out of the car because he doesn't have an access card!

You are the devil in true form.

DEAD SERIOUS.

YOU NEVER
EVER
TAKE SOMEONE'S CONTROLLERS AWAY.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Opening someone else's mail in your own home isn't a federal offense. If someone else's mail gets delivered to you, you can even *gasp* pick it up out of your own mailbox. If you take it home and open it, you haven't committed a felony.

Actually it's a federal violation of laws governing the mail to open any mail not addressed to you without the permission of the sender or reciever. Whether or not it's a felony is questionable but it is still illegal.