I just commited the perfect crime...

[marquee]

... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it

 

[Amorphus]

this is called "reasonable suspicion", children.

 

[Lager]

You stole the toast and the eggs?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it

Despite what some might tell you, blowing your load is not murder.

 

[Beau]

Little boys do grow up, and secrets don't stay that way.

 

[MrAwesome]

You farted in front of a cop didn't you? Naughty boy.

 

[Avatar26]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it

Despite what some might tell you, blowing your load is not murder.

It is reckless abandonment, though. Tsk tsk...

 

[TheAudit]

Isn't bestiality illegal?

 

[GroundZero]

but we have it on film...
bigbrother is everywhere.

 

[Quixfire]

You threw a brick at a cop car and blamed it on NightRaven.

 

[godspeedx]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
MARQ' stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

 

[Lager]

I found his perfect crime guys.

 

[PanzerIV]

I don't think your wearing those Victorias Secret panties out of the store without paying for them qualifies as the 'perfect crime.'

 

[Red]

Killing kittens is a crime in my eyes.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it

You were the second gunman on the grassy knoll? :Q

 

this is called "reasonable suspicion", children.

No, in fact it's not.
Nor has it ever been, until the BULLSH!T patriot act came about.

 

[Gravity]

Um, k.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it

good for you.

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: lager
You stole the toast and the eggs?

WTF? AND the eggs?

He took both?!?!


You bastard.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it

Describe "the perfect crime."

I've poached trees from South Dakota state land before. I got away with it and will never be caught, but I would never describe it as a "perfect crime." You would almost have to murder someone or steal large quantities of money qualify for that.

...

:Q

*Quick calls police on marquee*

 

[bandana163]

Looks like we have a situation here.
I have to request air support. Now.

 

[K1052]

This attention whoring is not a perfect crime.

 

[Azraele]

Then why'd you post it?

 

[Kenny]

Originally posted by: Azraele
Then why'd you post it?

Yeah I'm sick of these threads about "I did this and that" but aren't willing to provide details.