I just commited the perfect crime...

[marquee]

... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it 🙂

 

[Amorphus]

this is called "reasonable suspicion", children.

 

[Lager]

You stole the toast and the eggs?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it 🙂

Despite what some might tell you, blowing your load is not murder.

 

[Beau]

Little boys do grow up, and secrets don't stay that way.

 

[MrAwesome]

You farted in front of a cop didn't you? Naughty boy.

 

[Avatar26]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it 🙂

Despite what some might tell you, blowing your load is not murder.

It is reckless abandonment, though. Tsk tsk...

 

[TheAudit]

Isn't bestiality illegal?

 

[GroundZero]

but we have it on film...
bigbrother is everywhere.

 

[Quixfire]

You threw a brick at a cop car and blamed it on NightRaven.

 

[godspeedx]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
MARQ' stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

 

[Lager]

I found his perfect crime guys.

 

[PanzerIV]

I don't think your wearing those Victorias Secret panties out of the store without paying for them qualifies as the 'perfect crime.'

 

[Red]

Killing kittens is a crime in my eyes.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it 🙂

You were the second gunman on the grassy knoll? :Q

 

this is called "reasonable suspicion", children.

No, in fact it's not.
Nor has it ever been, until the BULLSH!T patriot act came about.

 

[Gravity]

Um, k.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it 🙂

good for you.

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: lager
You stole the toast and the eggs?

WTF? AND the eggs?

He took both?!?!


You bastard.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: marquee
... and to keep it that way, I'm not gonna tell you about it 🙂

Describe "the perfect crime."

I've poached trees from South Dakota state land before. I got away with it and will never be caught, but I would never describe it as a "perfect crime." You would almost have to murder someone or steal large quantities of money qualify for that.

...

:Q

*Quick calls police on marquee*

 

[bandana163]

Looks like we have a situation here.
I have to request air support. Now.

 

[K1052]

This attention whoring is not a perfect crime.

 

[Azraele]

Then why'd you post it?

 

[Kenny]

Originally posted by: Azraele
Then why'd you post it?

Yeah I'm sick of these threads about "I did this and that" but aren't willing to provide details.