<< You and Ornery will probably never understand. 99% of the time most of us who purchase cars in these classes only have 1 occupant in the car at any given time. Another .7% of the time it's two people, and .3% of the time it's one person.
When tooling around the town, or driving on the way to work, I DON'T NEED a 5.7 liter V8 breathing under the hood getting me a measly 20(if I'm lucky) miles to the gallon. I also don't need a car that reqires a tug boat and a full crew of deck hands to help me parallel park the damn thing. I also would like a car that has a turning radius less than 40 feet.
With cars like civics, the matrix, and the ford focuses, I get nearly 30MPG IN TOWN, the ability to fit into even the tightest parking spots, a fairly cheap car that I really don't care *that much about* when it gets the unescapeable parking lot dings and dents. On top of it all, I have the versatility of a hatchback that allows me to shove a 27" TV IN BOX into the back of it among various other awkward things. Try shoving a 17" monitor IN BOX into the back of your 4 door people hauler. Can't do it. I can though.
It's all about practicality honestly.
Besides, with the gas money I save, I can have a weekend car or another car that I do use for hauling a group of four for an extended period of time. >>
I'll try to address each of your concerns as they apply to my 83 K5 Blazer
Comparing MPG and cost per gallon, the 6.2L diesel has you beat.
The wheelbase is close to the 'Matrix', and will turn well within 40'
I can put it into just about any parking place, and make my own if necessary
It surely costs less than any of the cars described above, and I couldn't care less about any dings & dents. They add character.
I can carry 4 adults, 2 - 27" TV boxes in the back, tow your hatchback, and still get 20mpg.
It's all about practicality, honestly. 🙂
Compared to your vehicle, I won't even tell you how many other vehicles I can afford to get for any other 'specialized' purpose that I can justify to myself in order to buy more toys...