I just ate some 4 year old chocolate...

[Scarpozzi]

So I found some chocolate mints in a laptop case that I haven't used in years. I stayed at a $250/night hotel that put them on my pillow.

They were littel chocolate squares with a thin mint center. The chocolate tasted normal, but the mint was kind of past its prime. As soon as I stared chewing on it, I knew something was wrong. I just spit out what I didn't initially swallow, then chugged a coke and grabbed the heaviest thing I could find in the snack machine (apple pie). I'm hoping that will at least keep me from burping up that awful flavor.

 

[Oyeve]

Yes, you will die. Not from the chocholate, but some day you will die.

 

[potato28]

I just drank 4 year old wine, OMG AM I GUNNA DIE? At the most you might have to shits.

 

[the unknown]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
So I found some chocolate mints in a laptop case that I haven't used in years.

Red flag #1

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
As soon as I stared chewing on it, I knew something was wrong.

Red flag #2

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I just spit out what I didn't initially swallow

Red flag #3

Prepare for certain and imminent death :evil:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Dibs on your stuff.

 

[SampSon]

You're going to die in exactly 63 years.

 

[Jeeebus]

looks like we'll have to be giving you a new member title shortly.

 

[Kirby]

From the violent bloody diarrhea, yes.

 

[PepePeru]

not unless youre a miracle of canine evolution that has mastered abstract thought & typing.

 

[imported_Devine]

Originally posted by: Oyeve
Yes, you will die. Not from the chocholate, but some day you will die.

You beat me to it 🙁

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Topic Title: I just ate some 4 year old chocolate...
Topic Summary: ...am I going to die?

I hope so.