i just ate a whole water melon :(

[brianmanahan]

found a really good deal on a water melon today, some guy sellin them in town for 2$ a piece, thing was huge and MANNNN was it good

so i ate the whole thing and now i want to die had to be like 5 punds

 

[Alone]

Fuck now I want watermelon.

 

[Rudee]

Watermelon is 93% water... big deal.

 

[olds]

I thought he OP was permabanned?

Nope, it was Brainhulk. Same difference.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I <3 watermelon.

 

[SilverThief]

Oh I love watermelon.

 

[Rhezuss]

Watermelon is not good...not good no not good...no no not good.

Well if I had eaten a whole water melon i'd be puking like in Denis the Menace.

 

[DrPizza]

5 pounds is a tiny watermelon. We just picked up an 18 pound watermelon, fresh picked, from the Amish up the road & had it with dinner tonight. It was sooooo sweet and juicy. MMMMmmmmm

 

[SandEagle]

thats about 350 calories. no biggie

 

[FelixDeCat]

Was it red or yellow? Im hoping it was seedless for your sake. Seeds are a pain to have to keep spitting out.

Im going to the store to buy one thanks to the op.

 

[eits]

what a fatty! how did you eat a whole watermelon? i couldn't even eat half of one without wanting to throw up from being so full.

 

[Soundmanred]

Watermelon is %93 water... big deal.

Corrected.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That reminds me, I have a 3 week old one in the fridge, I hope it's still good, I should really go cut up that thing and eat it. I can't imagine it having a really serious expiry date though. I've had apples last for weeks in the fridge, they just get a bit more soft.

 

[qliveur]

Cantaloupe > watermelon.

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

The smaller ones I find are sweeter than the bigger ones. But if you're just longing for some watery fruit on a hot summer day then a big one is a better deal.

What is the difference between yellow and red watermelon anyways?

 

[pontifex]

you're gonna be in the bathroom all night.

 

[sdifox]

5lb is not a big watermelon.

 

[zanejohnson]

lol nice job brolando

every man should have a chance to say that in there life.

 

[xanis]

5 pounds is a tiny watermelon. We just picked up an 18 pound watermelon, fresh picked, from the Amish up the road & had it with dinner tonight. It was sooooo sweet and juicy. MMMMmmmmm

The Amish sell the best food items. My family buys turkeys and hams from them via the local farmer's market every year for holidays and they're so much better and bigger than the store versions that it's not even funny. I personally buy all of my lunch meats and cheeses from them &#8211; cheaper than that overhyped Boar's Head crap, and tastier to boot.

 

[bolomite]

Yeah, but did you enjoy it as much as Petey Greene?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

 

[szechuanpork]

damn east coast with their tasty amish food stuffs. wish the amish would start a colony on the west coast.

 

[DrPizza]

The Amish sell the best food items. My family buys turkeys and hams from them via the local farmer's market every year for holidays and they're so much better and bigger than the store versions that it's not even funny. I personally buy all of my lunch meats and cheeses from them – cheaper than that overhyped Boar's Head crap, and tastier to boot.

I'm around the Amish all the time. When I was in NJ last year, my father took me to an Amish market. Huge market. Tons of stuff there for sale. I had to laugh. "Dad, I'm not sure if you know it or not, but there aren't Amish people in China." "Why do you say that?" "Because a majority of their stuff in there that looks alike was made in China." "No way! They make all their own stuff to sell." "Dad, a couple of the items still had the "made in China" little tiny sticker on them. Oh, I have more bad news." "What's that?" "The employees aren't Amish." "Yes they are." "Dad, they're dressed up like Amish for show. But, Amish don't wear Nike Air Jordans, nor do they reach into their pockets and pull out a set of car keys."

 

[Jeff7]

you're gonna be in the bathroom all night.

Yeah...it sucks. It's not a terribly convenient food. Sure it's sweet and good and all that, but making bathroom trips every 10 minutes for the next few hours quickly gets annoying.

 

[911paramedic]

I had three large glasses of prune juice today, I don't recommend it.

(Heavy duty painkillers had me backed up for three days, HAD is the key word. )

 

[CFP]

Im hoping it was seedless for your sake. Seeds are a pain to have to keep spitting out.

I just shit em out. Sounds like machine gun fire on in my toilet bowl.