I just ate a piece of bologna from 2002, what should I do?

[dxkj]

Oops, I had a half empty package of Oscar Meyer Bologna in the fridge from december, and then a new one i got this week, and I ate a piece out of the old one on accident.


I only realized it when I went back to make a second sandwich, and the container on the counter had mold on the lid... yechhh!


Any suggestions? Im gonna start drinking water I think

 

[brtspears2]

I gotta ask....... How did it taste?

These things are loaded with preservatives though.

 

[Grey]

Nah don't worry. There is nothing organic in that crap anyway.

 

[Ameesh]

why dont you throw out the old one?

 

[TallBill]

finish off the package

 

[FuzzyBee]

never, ever, buy bologna again.

 

[BooGiMaN]

drink lots and lots of tequila it will kill anything that might make you sick

 

[MichaelD]

Well, look at it this way; you won't need to be embalmed when you pass on.

 

[Queasy]

Take finger...insert into throat through mouth....gag...puke....rinse.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
I gotta ask....... How did it taste?

These things are loaded with preservatives though.

should keep for years.

 

[Spac3d]

Puke it up? your stomach may not like you when you start digesting it

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Take finger...insert into throat through mouth....gag...puke....rinse.

yeah, do that twice or something

 

[Queasy]

My bologna has a first name
it's M-O-L-D-Y
My bologna has a second name
it's C-R-A-P-R (I couldn't come up with anything better in such a short time)

 

[Conky]

Think of it as free penicillin!

What the other guys said about preservatives and it being non-organic is right. You have nothing to worry about besides getting fat.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Honestly, your body does pretty well of rejecting bad food. (E.G.--Puking it up, stomach problems, etc.)

So, I wouldn't worry too much, but buy some Pepto Pre-emptively.




KeyserSoze

 

[dxkj]

I cant make myself puke it doesnt work very well for me



yeah i should have thrown it out, but I've been eating at the school cafe since Jan-spring break, over spring break i had to buy my own food again and i hadnt really used the fridge up until then


I considered drinking alcohol but doubt it would do much to "settle" my stomach

 

[dxkj]

I had it in a sandwich


2 pieces of bread + cheese + chips + tons of mustard = I dont taste the crappy bologna

 

I heard bologna is good forever, kinda like spam.

 

[0roo0roo]

balogna = giant hot dog = immortal

 

[pyonir]

Suicide is your only option at this point.

 

[Spamela]

i feed moldy bologna to my dogs all the time & it hasn't killed 'em.
don't you feel better, now?

 

[Azraele]

:Q

Either you'll be fine or life will be rough for the next day or two.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Spamela
i feed moldy bologna to my dogs all the time & it hasn't killed 'em.
don't you feel better, now?

thats mean

 

[Electric Amish]

If it wasn't discolored you'll be ok.

If it was discolored, you'll probably still be ok.

amish

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: dxkj
Oops, I had a half empty package of Oscar Meyer Bologna in the fridge from december, and then a new one i got this week, and I ate a piece out of the old one on accident.


I only realized it when I went back to make a second sandwich, and the container on the counter had mold on the lid... yechhh!


Any suggestions? Im gonna start drinking water I think

I think that stuff is safe to eat for like a decade...if you haven't started vomiting violently...you're probably good to go.