I just ate a piece of bologna from 2002, what should I do?

[Jugernot]

Dude, it's bologna... if it can't kill you in it's normal form, it ain't gonna kill in a moldy form.

 

[Howard]

You should be watching the sodium nitrite, BTW. It hasn't been verified to cause cancer, but it sure isn't healthy.

 

[crumpet19]

strategically position yourself near the restroom

 

[CraigRT]

You'll be fine.... what should you do? move on and stop worrying!!

 

[PG]

Don't be a sissy and ask a bunch of strangers on the internet what to do.

 

[66FMC]

You'll be fine, but damn that's nasty.

 

[yellowperil]

Party like it's 1999.

 

[ElFenix]

throw the old bologna away

 

[Beau]

I dunno, dude. Make your dog eat a bunch. If it dies, then you should go to the emergency room; if it survives, then relax.

 

[cliftonite]

What exactly is bologna? Mix of all meats known to man?

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Beau
I dunno, dude. Make your dog eat a bunch. If it dies, then you should go to the emergency room; if it survives, then relax.

Haha

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
What exactly is bologna? Mix of all meats known to man?

Pig heads and claws, mostly.

 

[snidy]

Originally posted by: dxkj
I cant make myself puke it doesnt work very well for me



yeah i should have thrown it out, but I've been eating at the school cafe since Jan-spring break, over spring break i had to buy my own food again and i hadnt really used the fridge up until then


I considered drinking alcohol but doubt it would do much to "settle" my stomach

caster oil, works every time

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
What exactly is bologna? Mix of all meats known to man?

It's a compressed patti made from what comes out of the janitors mop bucket after he's done cleaning the slaughter house.

 

[Morph]

What did the expiration date on package say? I have some bologna that I bought last week and the expiration is in May, so this stuff is good for at least 2 months.

Mmm, think I'll have a fried bologna sandwich.

 

[Eli]

If it didn't taste/smell bad, you're most likely fine.

 

[Wag]

What exactly is bologna? Mix of all meats known to man?

Lips and a-holes.

Same applies for most variety of hot-dogs.

 

[toant103]

puke it out

 

[Cable God]

In the wise words of DMX "I bet it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in ya chest"

 

[Wag]

The only thing I do with bologna these days is play, "Hide the..."

 

[dxkj]

well i survived and didnt get sick or anything, go figure



bologna in fridge lasts a long time i guess, and no, it really didnt taste too bad

 

[Kalvin00]

Yeah...something like that couldn't go bad that quick with refrigeration.

 

[Evadman]

This thread is absolutely histerical!

 

[KeyserSoze]

And plus, I think it's scientific fact that Balogna and Taco Bell foods have a half-life. So, it's good for like the next two million years or something.


KeyserSoze

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Evadman
This thread is absolutely histerical!

And so is your spelling!