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I just ate a beef roast

DVad3r

DVad3r

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My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
 
This thread delivers.

Thread Title with confusing thread subtitle? Check.
Strange things happening with minimal to no surprise shown by OP? Check.

Very nice.

I'm all for using all things for all things that they can be used for...but polishing the shoes on the counter with juices from the meat tray, which is right next to the shoes...that's a bit much...sort of trailer-ish, I'd say.

But +10 Beef Points for the Pot Roast. Mmmm, pot roast!
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.
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I bet he's real popular with the neighborhood cats & dogs :laugh:

 
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Baked
Only funny if your parents are Hindu.
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😕 Do Hindu people often incorporate wardrobe maintenence with dinner? 😕 Please, explain.
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Hindus don't eat cow. Therefore it would be hilarious.
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Oh shit...I actually knew that. 😱 Just forgot...that's all. But hey man...still...so you're saying that if the OP was Hindu this would still be funny. I want to know about the polishing the shoes with the meat juices part. Is that all about the cow too? What if I was Muslim and was attending a Pig Roast? Complete with pit dug in the ground and one bigass Wilbur with a stick thru his brain and ass?

And what if I was taking said pIg juicCes and polishing my shoes with them.? Ah...I see...this is going to turn into a bash-Bush-thread...it's about THE SHOES, isn't it?

You guys are bad. Just bad.
 
Naw we're Polish and not trailer trash people. But my dad does come from communist times in Poland so he improvises a lot 🙂 It was pretty funny. He always does random stuff like that.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Naw we're Polish and not trailer trash people. But my dad does come from communist times in Poland so he improvises a lot 🙂 It was pretty funny. He always does random stuff like that.
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Wow, OK. That gets the thread A New Life. On these forums, if you're not Hindu or Muslim, you're a strange and new minority, ripe for maximum inquisitition and inquiry. Joe Average American isn't welcome here.

There are many Eastern Bloc persons that are Muslim, however. Are you sure this isn't a religious thread?
 
Beef - It's not just for dinner anymore. 😉

I'm pretty sure you dad is doing the best thing he could for his shoes. Back in the day people made our own leather and took care of it just fine.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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i guess u don't own a dog...
 
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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i guess u don't own a dog...
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PLEASE explain to me what "pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter" has to do with owning a dog . Dude, seriously...this has got to be good.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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i guess u don't own a dog...
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PLEASE explain to me what "pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter" has to do with owning a dog . Dude, seriously...this has got to be good.
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Maybe he wants his dog to lick his shoes?
I'm just as confused as you are.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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i guess u don't own a dog...
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PLEASE explain to me what "pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter" has to do with owning a dog . Dude, seriously...this has got to be good.
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The dog would eat his shoes??
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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i guess u don't own a dog...
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PLEASE explain to me what "pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter" has to do with owning a dog . Dude, seriously...this has got to be good.
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The dog would be licking his shoes all the time, probably. USE TEH BRAIN!
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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i guess u don't own a dog...
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PLEASE explain to me what "pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter" has to do with owning a dog . Dude, seriously...this has got to be good.
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Dogs chewing on your shoes. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
My mom always complains about my dad making a mess in the kitchen/house. We just ate a beef pot roast from the oven. I went to the PC to relax and all I hear is shouting upstairs. My dad is dipping a kitchen cloth into the remaining pot roast fat and polishing his shoes on the counter. ROFL.

All you hear is my mom yelling "Have mercy, plzzzz"

Good times 😀
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How many times did you "relax"?
 
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