I just ate 2 BK Whoppers...

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I ate two big mac meals in a row once after a looong hiking trip. I pitty that McD's restroom :evil:

ROFL!! I pity the sewer rats!

seriously, it was also a "green" hike so everything we brought in we had to take out. EVERYTHING. I just decided not to take a dump for 5 days. After the 3rd day I didn't feel that urgent and didn't even feel the need to succeed at the end of the trip. But those big macs must have gotten things going in a major way, if you know what I mean.

WTF how do you decide not to dump for 5 days?

 

[BooGiMaN]

im sure you will eventually die..


in the meantime feel free to post a thread about every single mundane thing you do...


no really go ahead i insist...

 

[Crazymofo]

1600 calories with cheese

 

[bwnv]

You're gonna explode :Q

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: irwincur
You won't die, but you will grow a big gut and two floppy man tits.

LMAO

 

[DnetMHZ]

Be prepared to taste those whoppers for the next 2-3 days.

 

[dr150]

[/b]***NEWS BULLETIN!*** ***NEWS BULLETIN!*** ***NEWS BULLETIN!***[/b]



You're eating pattern confirms you are a FAT FVCK. :thumbsup:

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I ate two big mac meals in a row once after a looong hiking trip. I pitty that McD's restroom :evil:

ROFL!! I pity the sewer rats!

seriously, it was also a "green" hike so everything we brought in we had to take out. EVERYTHING. I just decided not to take a dump for 5 days. After the 3rd day I didn't feel that urgent and didn't even feel the need to succeed at the end of the trip. But those big macs must have gotten things going in a major way, if you know what I mean.

WTF how do you decide not to dump for 5 days?

For some reason I picture that scene in Trainspotting...

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I ate two big mac meals in a row once after a looong hiking trip. I pitty that McD's restroom :evil:

ROFL!! I pity the sewer rats!

seriously, it was also a "green" hike so everything we brought in we had to take out. EVERYTHING. I just decided not to take a dump for 5 days. After the 3rd day I didn't feel that urgent and didn't even feel the need to succeed at the end of the trip. But those big macs must have gotten things going in a major way, if you know what I mean.

WTF how do you decide not to dump for 5 days?

the thought of having to carry around my own poop for days on end was enough. Plus I was eating mostly trail mix so it wasn't that bad.

 

[jds2006]

Once I ate 20 pieces of chicken nuggets in one sitting.

 

[InlineFive]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Am I going to die??? I found a buy 1, get 1 free coupon today and passed by a BK.....I just couldn't resist getting something free. I ate one there, drove back to work and put the second on my desk and stared at it a few mins...then temptation made me cave in...I ate it! Should I go to the doctor and get my stomach pumped?

Have you ever watched Biggie Size me? Different store but same idea...

 

[0roo0roo]

better then the double cheeseburgers. those have funny after taste

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
You know I'm pretty sure that a lot of people have eaten 2 whoppers and lived a full and healthy life.

Dunno bout healthy...

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I ate two big mac meals in a row once after a looong hiking trip. I pitty that McD's restroom :evil:

ROFL!! I pity the sewer rats!

seriously, it was also a "green" hike so everything we brought in we had to take out. EVERYTHING. I just decided not to take a dump for 5 days. After the 3rd day I didn't feel that urgent and didn't even feel the need to succeed at the end of the trip. But those big macs must have gotten things going in a major way, if you know what I mean.

What's not green about naturally fertilizing the landscape?

 

[StrangerGuy]

At least they weren't Big Macs.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Am I going to die??? I found a buy 1, get 1 free coupon today and passed by a BK.....I just couldn't resist getting something free. I ate one there, drove back to work and put the second on my desk and stared at it a few mins...then temptation made me cave in...I ate it! Should I go to the doctor and get my stomach pumped?

you wont have to, that stuff is coming out and in an unpleasant way if i remember the last time i had anything at BK

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I ate two big mac meals in a row once after a looong hiking trip. I pitty that McD's restroom :evil:

ROFL!! I pity the sewer rats!

seriously, it was also a "green" hike so everything we brought in we had to take out. EVERYTHING. I just decided not to take a dump for 5 days. After the 3rd day I didn't feel that urgent and didn't even feel the need to succeed at the end of the trip. But those big macs must have gotten things going in a major way, if you know what I mean.

What's not green about naturally fertilizing the landscape?

Actually we would leave the actual poop (dig a hole and go), but the TP we would have to carry out... that or use pinecones, and I am NOT going to use a pinecone. I'm a two ply man as it is.

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
"I've never eaten a WHOPPER and said..i'm glad i ate that."

Easy Gaffigan. i would much rather eat two woppers than two hot pockets!

 

[RossMAN]

I miss the Western Whopper, that was grub.

I haven't eaten at BK in years. Burgerville is 100000x better.

 

[aplefka]

I am so fvcking tired of people saying "I don't eat McDonald's it's unhealthy" or stupid fvcking sh1t like that. Yup, it's so unhealthy because since they're the biggest chain they don't get checked by health officials or anything. Fvcking morons. :roll:

To be honest, I hope you all die from eating a fast food joint's burger, because then I won't have to hear about it anymore.