Damn, Hubbs I stuck a 3/8" Wood chisel down my thumb and an inch and a half into the palm of my hand last year, had gather the kids up and drive myself to the friggin hospital in a car with a stick shift while bleeding like a stuck pig and I didn't bitch that much.
All the kids had to say was; "Gee Dad you can drive while bleeding just like Tim on Home Improvement. They take after their mother.