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I hit a school bus.

LaLaLand

Banned
Sep 18, 2002
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Nobody got hurt.......

Ice SUCKS........

Sorta side swiped it with my front end, no bus damage except some scratches down the side of it. I lost it coming around an icy curve and the bus driver said she seen me fishtail and got off the road outta my way as much as possible. It was one of those BIG new buses and they are luckily built like a brick sh1t house since she said if it wasnt for her seeing me hit her she'd not have know it because they didn't even feel a bump.

I smacked of the bus and came back across the road and hit into a embankment/ditch dang near flipped my truck over and missed a fire hydrant by about 5 feet.

Stupid salt truck came by while we were waiting for a towtruck and the police officer told him to start layin down salt, dude ays were just surveying now we aint layin noneyet. Cop told him he's puttin salt down now.........:eek:

Ice sucks, be careful, nobodies got hurt cept for my ego with all those lil kids gawking at me.

Oh yea and I got no wheels.
 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
22,135
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: LordJezo
In Russia, the school bus would get back up and punch you in the face.

You didn't even get it right dude...

yeah..

In Soviet Russia, School Bus hit YOU
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: LordJezo
In Russia, the school bus would get back up and punch you in the face.

You didn't even get it right dude...

Fine.

In Russia the school bus hits you.

Pfft.


The quote is SOVIET RUSSIA, and it's a worn out, year old catchphrase that you have no idea the origin of.
 

LaLaLand

Banned
Sep 18, 2002
966
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Originally posted by: radioouman
No pics?

I didn't have a camera with me, the bus driver lady called it in to the school and one of the school people came out and took pics of eveything but i didn't have a camera with me. Gonna take pics hopefully when i get a ride/a rental car and drive past the garage. :eek:
 

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: LaLaLand
Nobody got hurt.......

Ice SUCKS........

Sorta side swiped it with my front end, no bus damage except some scratches down the side of it. I lost it coming around an icy curve and the bus driver said she seen me fishtail and got off the road outta my way as much as possible. It was one of those BIG new buses and they are luckily built like a brick sh1t house since she said if it wasnt for her seeing me hit her she'd not have know it because they didn't even feel a bump.

I smacked of the bus and came back across the road and hit into a embankment/ditch dang near flipped my truck over and missed a fire hydrant by about 5 feet.

Stupid salt truck came by while we were waiting for a towtruck and the police officer told him to start layin down salt, dude ays were just surveying now we aint layin noneyet. Cop told him he's puttin salt down now.........:eek:

Ice sucks, be careful, nobodies got hurt cept for my ego with all those lil kids gawking at me.

Oh yea and I got no wheels.


I hope this is the end of this story, but you never know what some of these kid's parents will do, especially if one of them is a lawyer.
 

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
25,586
10,284
136
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: LordJezo
In Russia, the school bus would get back up and punch you in the face.

You didn't even get it right dude...

Fine.

In Russia the school bus hits you.

Pfft.


The quote is SOVIET RUSSIA, and it's a worn out, year old catchphrase that you have no idea the origin of.
80's Yakov Smirnoff -> fastforward to 2000 'Family Guy' -> Fark a few months back -> ATOT (although I could be missing a few steps...)

 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
31,046
321
136
Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: LordJezo
In Russia, the school bus would get back up and punch you in the face.

You didn't even get it right dude...

Fine.

In Russia the school bus hits you.

Pfft.




The quote is SOVIET RUSSIA, and it's a worn out, year old catchphrase that you have no idea the origin of.
80's Yakov Smirnoff -> fastforward to 2000 'Family Guy' -> Fark a few months back -> ATOT (although I could be missing a few steps...)

Yes, Something Awful had it way before fark.