Zysoclaplem
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I would definately sleep with her.
:shocked:
What? I may be gay, but she is just tooooo fvcking sexy. You just know it's going to be an experience.
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I would definately sleep with her.
:shocked:
Originally posted by: batmanuel
Everyone wants to get a piece of the Jolie. Not only is she sexy, but she is also a bit off in the head - which pretty much guarantees that she's a stellar lay. Also, anyone who complains about her lips just reminds me of the "she's got sharp knees" guy at Fark.com. I'll bet you wouldn't complain about those lips when they are wrapped around certain anatomical parts.
I'm just in awe that Billy Bob Thorton was able to tap that for a few years. He's my hero.
Originally posted by: NakaNaka
I know completly straight girls who say if they were going to do a woman, it would be Jolie.
Originally posted by: OBW96
Its all in the new issue of Playboy....that is where the statistic comes from.
Originally posted by: batmanuel
Also, anyone who complains about her lips just reminds me of the "she's got sharp knees" guy at Fark.com.
Originally posted by: NakaNaka
I know completly straight girls who say if they were going to do a woman, it would be Jolie.
Agreed. You can even include her half-brother in the comparison.Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: RBachman
Don't get me wrong, given the opportunity I'd boff her until my willie fell off, but god, it looks like she cut a truck tire in half, glued the two halves to her mouth with the tread facing out and put lipstick on it. It's fscking creepy.
If you want to see creepy, look at her and her father side-by-side. It's the Angelina Jolie cure-all.
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: NakaNaka
I know completly straight girls who say if they were going to do a woman, it would be Jolie.
Jolie, Drew Barrymore, Eliza Dushku.