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I haven't drank water or juice or soda in 5 days.

amdhunter

amdhunter

Lifer
I'm living proof that man can go without water for a week and not die.

All I've drank in the last few days is Chivas whisky (probably a gallon or more) and Presidente beer (more than 5 gallons or more probably.). There has been Brugal and some shit called Something Special in between to keep my tongue in check.

I ate very little because my stomach has been full of alcohol. I think I had one plate of rice and some hen and pork.

My urethra is twice as big as before from all the pissing I've been doing and I lost a lot of weight somehow through it all. WTF?

I think I'll deal with a Trump presidency after all since my liver will need attention from American doctors.

Jesús Christ guys.
 
It hasn't been a single night that I've been scared shitless I was going to throw up in front of everyone. lol I've managed to keep the perfect high for about 2 days now.

Back in the states tomorrow and I'll just take one hot shower, kiss my wife and knock the duck out for a while.
 
Beer, Whiskey, whatever is more than 80% water.

Get back to us after you've survived a 3-6 month journey across the Atlantic on nothing but warm, heavy ale--like all those filthy bastards in the exploration age.
 
amdhunter said:
I'm living proof that man can go without water for a week and not die.

All I've drank in the last few days is Chivas whisky (probably a gallon or more) and Presidente beer (more than 5 gallons or more probably.). There has been Brugal and some shit called Something Special in between to keep my tongue in check.

I ate very little because my stomach has been full of alcohol. I think I had one plate of rice and some hen and pork.

My urethra is twice as big as before from all the pissing I've been doing and I lost a lot of weight somehow through it all. WTF?

I think I'll deal with a Trump presidency after all since my liver will need attention from American doctors.

Jesús Christ guys.
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Someone will be by shortly to tell you that you are doing this because you hate yourself, and are slowly committing suicide by attacking your liver. That someone wouldn't be me of course.

I wouldn't presume to know why you are doing this. So why are you doing it? Just for kicks?
 
amdhunter said:
All I've drank in the last few days is Chivas whisky (probably a gallon or more) and Presidente beer (more than 5 gallons or more probably.). There has been Brugal and some shit called Something Special in between to keep my tongue in check.

I ate very little because my stomach has been full of alcohol. I think I had one plate of rice and some hen and pork.
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Oddly, if you normally drink a fair amount of soda/juice, you're probably 'healthier' now (by some measures of healthy) than you were a week ago.

Wanna see something really wild? After coming down from your bender, go carbless for two weeks. Meat, leafy greens, and water. Bet you'll lose a belt loop or two!
 
amdhunter said:
I'm living proof that man can go without water for a week and not die.
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Beer + alcohol = have water in them.

Try to live 3 full days without liquid or food with a lot of water such as watermelon and such. Nothing, not a drop. You can't.
 
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