I have to....

[Supermercado]

I have to shave my beard off for my new job that I start tomorrow, but I'm allowed to keep some facial hair (anything above the earlobes and stuff around the chin or lips - like a goatee). Right now, I have a quasi-beard that goes down my cheeks and underneath my jaw and that's it. It's about one centimeter wide. I want to keep something on my face, but I don't really have any ideas. I can't really grow hair down the sides of my mouth or above my lip for a full goatee, so that's out (I would do that, if I could). Basically, what I want to know is if anyone has any ideas for stuff I could try. Thanks.

Yes, this is kind of a weird topic...

 

[Viper GTS]

I think having hair on your head is highly overrated.

Shave it all off, & don't look back.

Viper GTS

 

[pulse8]

I think you should shave the hair to form the letters F and U.

 

[Supermercado]

Originally posted by: pulse8
I think you should shave the hair to form the letters F and U.

I don't think I would last 5 minutes at the job if I did that. LOL

 

[amdskip]

what kind of job is this?

 

[FoBoT]

if i had to shave for a job , i would go for broke and remove all the hair from my head as a protest

 

[Supermercado]

Originally posted by: amdskip
what kind of job is this?

It's just working as a driver for Papa John's. I guess there's some sort of sanitary thing or appearance they're trying to maintain. It doesn't really matter, I just need money so I can get back to school in the fall.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
if i had to shave for a job , i would go for broke and remove all the hair from my head as a protest

i had a job where you couldn't have hair below the corners of your mouth. that included no hair on the cheeks either. so basically a moustache was it. so for my first day i shaved my goatee off only leaving a little guido mustache. it looked so funny...and all the new people i met had to take me seriously looking like that. it was great.

 

[XZeroII]

Leave a massive goatee and stick some cheerios and some ketchup in it

 

[rpc64]

LMAO I second XZeroII's idea