I have to write an essay on White Privilege for my history class

[schneiderguy]

But I'm white. Wat do? D:

btw I'm a girl

 

[sixone]

First, learn to spell privilege.

 

[schneiderguy]

First, learn to spell privilege.

I don't know what you're talking about :whiste:

 

[darkewaffle]

Probably kill yourself

 

[sixone]

I don't know what you're talking about :whiste:

I know.

 

[Lithium381]

Lets see you can start with affirmative action and the quota system system for universities; those have helped you. Quota systems in places like fire departments have been made safer by such things as well!

 

[sixone]

Lets see you can start with affirmative action and the quota system system for universities; those have helped you. Quota systems in places like fire departments have been made safer by such things as well!

Don't do her homework for her. :|

 

[CPA]

Tell your professor to shove that topic up his/her ass.

 

[Vdubchaos]

There is SO many ways to shit on white people. The list is so long it's not even funny.

You can easily write MANY books.

 

[sixone]

Tell your professor to shove that topic up his/her ass.

A better option would be to write about serfdom during feudal times, how people lived during the Great Depression (not this one, the last one), or about indenture during the colonization of America.

 

[Broheim]

But I'm a manlet. Wat do? D:

btw I'm a sexless manlet

ftfy, don't be acting like you're in the same genepool as the rest of us

 

[rudder]

Here you go.. this was a study done in the 80's.

http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/10356

 

[schneiderguy]

Tell your professor to shove that topic up his/her ass.

I need to pass this class to graduate D:

Our assignment is to regurgitate the the argument that "White Like Me: Reflections on Race From a Privileged Son" makes. The prompt specifically says, "Do not stray off point to critique his argument in the paper"

 

[z1ggy]

So you are a 6 foot 1'' tall girl? and your name says you a guy? Bigger issues going on here than meets the eye.

 

[schneiderguy]

ftfy, don't be acting like you're in the same genepool as the rest of us

I would post proof of my height to confirm my non-manlet status but no one would believe it.

 

[schneiderguy]

So you are a 6 foot 1'' tall girl? and your name says you a guy? Bigger issues going on here than meets the eye.

I learned in college that gender is a social construct. I can be whatever gender I want. Don't be a hater

 

[SKORPI0]

There were 43 white male presidents before that 1 black guy.
Not sure if being the President is a right or a privilege of a natural born USA citizen.

 

[sixone]

I need to pass this class to graduate D:

Our assignment is to regurgitate the the argument that "White Like Me: Reflections on Race From a Privelaged Son" makes. The prompt specifically says, "Do not stray off point to critique his argument in the paper"

What kind of cock-eyed history class is this? :|

 

[schneiderguy]

What kind of cock-eyed history class is this? :|

It's a librul arts class in a California public university D:

All of my engineering professors are normal

 

[pelov]

You'll never have to worry about jumping so high that you'll impale yourself on a fence.

You can tan very easily

It's also a bit easier to pick out potential skin conditions.

You don't have to worry about your girlfriend telling you your penis is too big.

There's probably some others I'm forgetting.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

You'll never have to worry about jumping so high that you'll impale yourself on a fence.

You can tan very easily

It's also a bit easier to pick out potential skin conditions.

You don't have to worry about your girlfriend telling you your penis is too big.

There's probably some others I'm forgetting.

You can get tattoos in color.

 

[zinfamous]

I need to pass this class to graduate D:

Our assignment is to regurgitate the the argument that "White Like Me: Reflections on Race From a Privelaged Son" makes. The prompt specifically says, "Do not stray off point to critique his argument in the paper"

whatever side of this non-issue one claims to be on, I find this prompt to be completely egregious, and I fully authorize you, Schneiderguy, to write a polemic on this whole "White Guilt" theorem (despite it being a phantom "condition" proposed by only the most uneducated, privileged, and ignorant among us) as a direct response to this professor's request.

This is incumbent upon you, schneiderguy.

Or, you could just not do your homework, and submit a photo of your assault rifles (mixed with some pocket knives and a Chik Fil-A sandwich, naturally) as your assignment. See what that does for you.

 

[RearAdmiral]

Write about how awesome it is to be white. I don't get followed in stores, I can cross the street without scaring people, I can drive, play sports, I don't smell weird, everyone wants my money, etc. Or write about how easy it is to screw around with guys as a good looking white girl.

 

[waggy]

what a bullshit fucked up assignment.

 

[zinfamous]

Write about how awesome it is to be white. I don't get followed in stores, I can cross the street without scaring people, I can drive, play sports, I don't smell weird, everyone wants my money, etc. Or write about how easy it is to screw around with guys as a good looking white girl.

lulz