I have the perfect solution to the gay marriage dilemma!

[upsciLLion]

Let's get rid of marriage all together! Your b!tch getting too whiney? Leave! She not giving you head? Leave! Find someone else hotter? Leave!

I really am surprised nobody has suggested this extraordinarilly mutually beneficial solution.

 

[Ryan]

Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

 

[Wahsapa]

best idea ever

 

[Schadenfroh]

1. Abolish marrage
2. ........
3. 2 at once!

 

[Mo0o]

Marriage contracts that you can either renew or not every 5 years. woot woot. and prenups for everyone.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Marriage contracts that you can either renew or not every 5 years. woot woot. and prenups for everyone.

Furthering your idea, let's do it like athletics. Sign a contract, get the "salary" and "bonuses" agreed upon as well as the length, and that could be modern marriage at its finest.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Marriage contracts that you can either renew or not every 5 years. woot woot. and prenups for everyone.

Furthering your idea, let's do it like athletics. Sign a contract, get the "salary" and "bonuses" agreed upon as well as the length, and that could be modern marriage at its finest.

lol yes, and spouses can have free agencies and contract negotiations. woot woot.

 

[Falloutboy]

lol....and once they make a perfect sex bot then man kind would end since men wouldn't need to work for sex anymore

 

[FoBoT]

what is the dilemma?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

Yes, yes, we know. We've only seen this in 50 billion other threads.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

Yes, yes, we know. We've only seen this in 50 billion other threads.

Actually, you will find that quote on 16,325 threads now since I whored it out in my sig

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

Yes, yes, we know. We've only seen this in 50 billion other threads.

Actually, you will find that quote on 16,326 threads now since I whored it out in my sig

Fixed.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

Yes, yes, we know. We've only seen this in 50 billion other threads.

Actually, you will find that quote on 16,333 posts now since I whored it out in my sig

Fixed.

Fixed again

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

:thumbsup:

 

[George P Burdell]

as long as the replacement for marriage isn't like my cellphone contract (doesn't fvcking leave me), i'll support it

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Don't like Gay Marriage? Then the solution is simple, don't marry a gay person

I win, thanks for playing.

but but but its so tempting! esp for christians!

dont you know? the only thing keeping christians from sodomizing each other is the bible and jesus's love...

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Let's get rid of marriage all together! Your b!tch getting too whiney? Leave! She not giving you head? Leave! Find someone else hotter? Leave!

I really am surprised nobody has suggested this extraordinarilly mutually beneficial solution.

The solution is to get the government out of marriage. Let it be a religious institution which the various franchises can define as they see fit. Why are religions so eager to have marriage defined for them by the government anyway?

The government can then allow (or not) certain benefits & obligations to couples willing to enter into a contract together regardless of gender.

 

[Train]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Marriage contracts that you can either renew or not every 5 years. woot woot. and prenups for everyone.

Furthering your idea, let's do it like athletics. Sign a contract, get the "salary" and "bonuses" agreed upon as well as the length, and that could be modern marriage at its finest.

lol yes, and spouses can have free agencies and contract negotiations. woot woot.

a guy I know made his girl reach a cetain weight before he would marry her. And he made her sign a pre-nup agreement that she cant gain more than 10 pounds, with the exception of a pregnancy.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Train

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Marriage contracts that you can either renew or not every 5 years. woot woot. and prenups for everyone.

Furthering your idea, let's do it like athletics. Sign a contract, get the "salary" and "bonuses" agreed upon as well as the length, and that could be modern marriage at its finest.

lol yes, and spouses can have free agencies and contract negotiations. woot woot.

a guy I know made his girl reach a cetain weight before he would marry her. And he made her sign a pre-nup agreement that she cant gain more than 10 pounds, with the exception of a pregnancy.

or what?

I'm not sure what is sadder ... that he insisted on that, or that she agreed.
Oh well, here's to hoping that pregnancy doesn't happen cuz I don't see much future for that marriage.

 

[shilala]

They oughta give you a tag on your marriage license. That way if she don't work out, whack her, tag her, and send her back to her parents. Don't forget to send your harvest report card to the Game Commission, 10 dollar fine.