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I have the fartz damn it all!

Rhezuss

Rhezuss

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Sorry...just had butter chicken with veggies and rice at lunch...

Woah again...damn I'm gonna fly soon!
 
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I have the fartz damn it all!
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What are you, a girl?

EMBRACE the GAS!!

Walk around sharing whenever/wherever you can.

Bonus points for floating an airbiscuit in the elevators.
 
Yesterday's picnic lunch included a big plate of beans as well as copious amounts of home-made potato salad. (egg & mustard variety) I'm leaving lots of toxic "sulphur clouds" behind me today. 😛
 
I've had cabbage and beans almost all week. It's getting to the annoying stage now. Every 5-10 minutes a big one has to escape my sphincter clutches. Co-workers are not amused.
 
You guys know the tricks to trap a co-worker chair with a fart?

You sit tight in the cushion of the chair and let out da farts while slowly getting up so the cushion will absorb the fumes. So next time someone sits down on the chair it'll let out all the flavor!

Awesome!
 
Rhezuss said:
You guys know the tricks to trap a co-worker chair with a fart?

You sit tight in the cushion of the chair and let out da farts while slowly getting up so the cushion will absorb the fumes. So next time someone sits down on the chair it'll let out all the flavor!

Awesome!
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I normally just fart the poo particles into my hand and fling them at co-workers. Bonus points if you hold the cupped fart right next to their head while standing behind them and then call their attention.

They turn around and you throw that fart right into their nose. It's great fun for all involved.
 
spidey07 said:
I normally just fart the poo particles into my hand and fling them at co-workers. Bonus points if you hold the cupped fart right next to their head while standing behind them and then call their attention.

They turn around and you throw that fart right into their nose. It's great fun for all involved.
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Hahah nice gonna try that someday!

I did something like that when I was living at my parents house. I farted in the mason jar (jars that close airtight) and left it by the kitchen window for 3 days...in the sun.

When my mom decided to open that jar (which she didn't knew what it was doing there)...it was hillarious. Smelled in the house a couple of days...
 
I must buy a box of these Fiber One bars now and hone my skills.

As for the activated charcoal comforter, that's some funny shit. I wonder if it will cover up the smell of budussy after sex?
 
spidey07 said:
I don't have that kind of ass control. Any training regimens you would recommend? I can pull of steppers, but that's about it.
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Well, first I recommend a hearty meal of chili, beans and broccoli. Wait an hour. Then, put on a Dave Chappelle DVD. Walk around the room as you watch. Feel free to laugh your ass off, but you CANNOT go to the washroom. You must only fart. Let out as much as you can but don't let them get wet.

This will develop extremely good sphincter control so that you can simultaneously guffaw, fart, and walk around, all without shitting your pants.
 
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