I have superpowers

[NiKeFiDO]

my nails grow longer. i cant really draw blood, but it will scratch you good!

 

[GamerExpress]

I can hear dogs bark from miles away.

 

[BooGiMaN]

i have the ability to sniff out neffers and brother this thread reeks.....

 

[40Hands]

I have the power to nef without consequence..



NEFFFFF!

 

[SofaKing]

i destroy every thread by posting "lol"

 

[fs5]

1. Uncanny ability to convince you that I can drive even though I'm completely blasted.
2. I've never puked from drinking. Even though I've outdrank people that puked multiple times.
3. I can down an irish car bomb faster than anybody else I know.
4. Why are all my powers alcohol related?

 

[YetioDoom]

I'm pretty good at math.

 

[asm0deus]

a. blow bubbles off my tongue
b. hack computers
c. bo-staff
d. tying knots

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: fs5
1. Uncanny ability to convince you that I can drive even though I'm completely blasted.
2. I've never puked from drinking. Even though I've outdrank people that puked multiple times.
3. I can down an irish car bomb faster than anybody else I know.
4. Why are all my powers alcohol related?

uncle kim?

 

[JoeKing]

I can lick my eyebrows with my tounge

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I can burn any food while preparing it. Even if heat isn't required to make it.

I have the ability to get drunk with no hangover the next day.

I can burn things with just my mind and a lighter.

 

[habib89]

i have the ability to let snickers NOT satisify me... i can also eat one and only one lays potato chip

 

[stormbv]

I can fly

 

[CrackRabbit]

I can turn invisble when no one is looking at me.

 

[bandana163]

I can create organizational charts.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I have the uncanny ability to win the shadow game by spouting off a continuous three minute sentence. I'll let my daughter play for a little, but then I'll totally pwn her by rambling on something she has no chance of repeating.

I have the uncanny ability to win the shadow game by spouting off a continuous three minute sentence. I'll let my daughter play for a little, but then I'll totally pwn her by rambling on something she has no chance of repeating.

Edit: Heh.

 

[kurt454]

I can post useless drivel at an alarming rate.

 

[sao123]

Telekinetic Powers:
I can lift my penis with my mind.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: sao123
Telekinetic Powers:
I can lift my penis with my mind.

:laugh: