I have super powers!!

azazyel

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Amazing yet true. I have recently come to the conclusion I have the ability to block or maybe even drain a person's intelligence when they are standing directly infront of me. I know most of you will say this is impossible but it seems to be true. Every time I am in a line the person infront of me suddenly becomes a moron. For example I will be standing behind a person at a grociery store and all of suddent that person can no longer remember how to use the debit card machine at the checkstand. They just stand their with their card in their hand and a blank expression on thier face. The clerk will then have to show them how to slide the card through then tell them what buttons to press. Now this person obviously should know how to work the machine because they are everywhere and they had the intelligence at one point to actually obtain the card in the first place. Another example is getting tickets for a movie. The poor person standing in line infront of me won't even realize that the window is open until the cashier yells at them. Sometimes the person actually forgets what movie they came to see! I really feel horible when this happens because I can not seem to control this newfound ability. What really scares me is when I drive. It seems that occasionally the person driving infront of me will feel the effects of my power. They will leave their blinker on for miles or will suddenly not be able to choose a lane to drive in. Lord knows how scary it must be for my victims to suddenly loose their common scense. I pray that I will learn to effectively control my powers and not use them for evil.

Do any of you have powers like this?

(Edit: too bad the ability to spell wasn't included.)
 

StinkyMeat

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LoL.....perhaps we are part of a race of men with super powers, because I definitely have the ones that you just described.
 

Harvey

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I wasn't born with any super powers, but I subscribe to Pacific Telephone and Telepath. ;)
 

azazyel

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The weird thing is that my powers are some how amplified when I enter into the Post Office or DMV. It seems to affect the entire building...
 

ProviaFan

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<< The weird thing is that my powers are some how amplified when I enter into the Post Office or DMV. It seems to affect the entire building... >>


I'm glad your powers don't work over the internet. :D
 

azazyel

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<< I'm glad your powers don't work over the internet. >>


They might...now that I think about it, it seems they might be working over the phone as well! I used to have to answer a tech line and I remember some of the calls. I mean no one who owns a computer can be as stupid as the calls I got. Maybe I have had these powers longer that I thought!