I have retracting tedticles

[shocksyde]

So in the past year or so I've noticed that sometimes my balls will retreat into my stomach area as if they were French pussies surrendering to everything in site. I didn't really think much of it, just figured it was normal.

However, in my nightly search on Google for "strange ball problems," I now realize I have "retracting testicles."

Apparently the canal that your berries descend from is supposed to close up or at least get smaller over time. I guess my canal (love canal?) stayed big enough for my balls to retreat back to their summer home in my stomach area.

What the fuck?

 

[Tristicus]

tedticles

wut

 

[Number1]

Your berries failed to defend your canal?

PS: I should have quoted the original OP

 

[dabuddha]

Poor tedticles :/

 

[coxmaster]

What the fuck?

What the fuck is right

 

[zinfamous]

excellent post.

:thumbsup:

 

[shocksyde]

wut

Can't edit title on iPhone, dammit.

 

[Perknose]

Can't edit title on iPhone, dammit.

Can't retract your OP, can't stop retracting your teddysickles. Your life officially sucks.

 

[Kadarin]

Can't retract your OP, can't stop retracting your teddysickles. Your life officially sucks.

This, tbfh.

 

[Shawn]

wonderful

 

[shocksyde]

At least we've gained a new word in this thread: "Teddysickles"

 

[shocksyde]

Your berries failed to defend your canal?

PS: I should have quoted the original OP

Ninja'd.

 

[MJinZ]

Um, did you want a solution or just sharing?

 

[Shawn]

You could put a rubber band around them to prevent them from retracting.

 

[wischeez]

Staple them to your thighs, that way they can't go back!

 

[mizzou]

Isn't this normal?

 

[ElFenix]

Isn't this normal?

and another one just identified himself

 

[alien42]

my father had this same problem. he had surgery when he was younger to fix one of them and then had to have the other fixed a couple of years ago.

fwiw, i am pretty sure you have ball surgery in your future.

 

[MikeMike]

So in the past year or so I've noticed that sometimes my balls will retreat into my stomach area as if they were French pussies surrendering to everything in site. I didn't really think much of it, just figured it was normal.

However, in my nightly search on Google for "strange ball problems," I now realize I have "retracting testicles."

Apparently the canal that your berries descend from is supposed to close up or at least get smaller over time. I guess my canal (love canal?) stayed big enough for my balls to retreat back to their summer home in my stomach area.

What the fuck?

so what you are saying is that at times, you are really a woman with a big clit?

 

[mizzou]

and another one just identified himself

*starts pushing tedticles in and out of his abdomen*

WTF are you looking at? You are the weird one!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I...didn't know that was possible. I'm in awe of your powers.

 

[GundamW]

I...didn't know that was possible. I'm in awe of your powers.

OP should dress it/them up and fight crime....
and call himself....Tedman?

 

[MJinZ]

*starts pushing tedticles in and out of his abdomen*

WTF are you looking at? You are the weird one!

Are you serious? What do um your partners say about this?

 

[Sluggo]

I guess my canal (love canal?) stayed big enough for my balls to retreat back to their summer home in my stomach area.

I would have guessed your stomach to be their winter home, warmer there. But the whole deal is so fucked up, its hard to apply logic.

 

[SagaLore]

What the fuck?

Recursive.