I have pain on my behind muscles..

[z0mb13]

seriously I feel pain on the butcheeks of my ass... man I wonder why?? maybe my bed is too soft?




(no homosexual jokes please)

 

[Ryan]

<-----spits cocoa pebbles on monitor.

 

[GoingUp]

sorry. ill be more gentle with the whip tomm

 

[BannedTroll]

(no homosexual jokes please)

 

[jst0ney]

wtf

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

(no homosexual jokes please)

:thumbsdown:

 

[crab]

You've got bedsores!

 

[z0mb13]

I am serious folks..

and I have this pain on and off.. sometimes I have it sometimes I dont..

most of the time its when its cold..

 

[PoPPeR]

(no homosexual jokes please)

YOU WISH

 

[IGBT]

..been thinking again??

 

[nmcglennon]

HOW can you not expect jokes?!?! THAT is a joke unto itself!

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..been thinking again??

:thumbsup:!

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
HOW can you not expect jokes?!?! THAT is a joke unto itself!

how the hell can I phrase it so it doesnt come off as a joke?? I CANT!!

I seriously have pain on my ass muscles..

 

[upsciLLion]

If this were P&N, I'd say it was because your head was up there...

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
HOW can you not expect jokes?!?! THAT is a joke unto itself!

how the hell can I phrase it so it doesnt come off as a joke?? I CANT!!

I seriously have pain on my ass muscles..

pics?

 

[novasatori]

Google says stop running, and stretch properly.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
seriously I feel pain on the butcheeks of my ass... man I wonder why?? maybe my bed is too soft?




(no homosexual jokes please)

DO YOU REALLY, REALLY THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE GAY JOKES WITH THAT THREAD TITLE.

Be the man more often and your ass will hurt less.

 

[z0mb13]

oh man I cant even stand up from my chair!!

 

[gutharius]

If the symptoms persist for more than 6 hours visit a doctor.

And an advisory don't mention any previous expeiences with a dildo they frown on that.

 

[jagec]

use vaseline next time?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: jagec
use vaseline next time?

 

[Philippine Mango]

You've likely been walking great distances or something that would cause your butt to be worked out. I remember when I went to hawaii that after 5 days (was there for a total of 9 days) a swim suit that barely fit (struggled to get on) on the first day because my ass was too big (assumed to be fat) now could fit much more easily (fat went away) but when I got back from hawaii, I was very sore on my ass. It seems that I've kept my butt fat off because I tried the swimsuit six months later and it's the exact same thing (fits much easier).

 

[spaceman]

youre gonna die!

 

[Christopher Walken]

Maybe you've been on ATOT so much that your "behind muscles" have atrophied.

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
You've likely been walking great distances or something that would cause your butt to be worked out. I remember when I went to hawaii that after 5 days (was there for a total of 9 days) a swim suit that barely fit (struggled to get on) on the first day because my ass was too big (assumed to be fat) now could fit much more easily (fat went away) but when I got back from hawaii, I was very sore on my ass. It seems that I've kept my butt fat off because I tried the swimsuit six months later and it's the exact same thing (fits much easier).

You're female, right?

Please tell me you're female. :shocked: