I have pain on my behind muscles..

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Lifer
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seriously I feel pain on the butcheeks of my ass... man I wonder why?? maybe my bed is too soft?




(no homosexual jokes please)

 

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Lifer
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I am serious folks..

and I have this pain on and off.. sometimes I have it sometimes I dont..

most of the time its when its cold..


 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: nmcglennon
HOW can you not expect jokes?!?! THAT is a joke unto itself!

how the hell can I phrase it so it doesnt come off as a joke?? I CANT!!

I seriously have pain on my ass muscles..

 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: z0mb13
seriously I feel pain on the butcheeks of my ass... man I wonder why?? maybe my bed is too soft?




(no homosexual jokes please)

DO YOU REALLY, REALLY THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE GAY JOKES WITH THAT THREAD TITLE.

Be the man more often and your ass will hurt less.
 

gutharius

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If the symptoms persist for more than 6 hours visit a doctor.

And an advisory don't mention any previous expeiences with a dildo they frown on that.
 

Philippine Mango

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You've likely been walking great distances or something that would cause your butt to be worked out. I remember when I went to hawaii that after 5 days (was there for a total of 9 days) a swim suit that barely fit (struggled to get on) on the first day because my ass was too big (assumed to be fat) now could fit much more easily (fat went away) but when I got back from hawaii, I was very sore on my ass. It seems that I've kept my butt fat off because I tried the swimsuit six months later and it's the exact same thing (fits much easier).
 

dderidex

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
You've likely been walking great distances or something that would cause your butt to be worked out. I remember when I went to hawaii that after 5 days (was there for a total of 9 days) a swim suit that barely fit (struggled to get on) on the first day because my ass was too big (assumed to be fat) now could fit much more easily (fat went away) but when I got back from hawaii, I was very sore on my ass. It seems that I've kept my butt fat off because I tried the swimsuit six months later and it's the exact same thing (fits much easier).

You're female, right?

Please tell me you're female. :shocked: