Today I was hardcore breaking the law by going about 50% above the posted speed limit and I would get roughly a $400 ticket if a cop ever saw me driving that fast. I'm fine with that, but I have this weird problem where I can only drive like a retard in the left lane. I don't even know what it is, but something in me stops me from being a criminal in any other lane. I've talked to others about this and they're like "whoa dude that is messed up, I just drive 90mph in any lane since it's illegal no matter what lane I'm in"
Is there some kind of medication I could take to fix this problem? I would love to be able to drive 90mph in any lane since it's illegal no matter what lane I'm in, but right now my brain is trapped to the left lane. I feel like I'm in a 1-lane prison. If I want to break the law, I must be in this one specific lane or else I can't proceed. It fucks up my day like you wouldn't believe.
Is there some kind of medication I could take to fix this problem? I would love to be able to drive 90mph in any lane since it's illegal no matter what lane I'm in, but right now my brain is trapped to the left lane. I feel like I'm in a 1-lane prison. If I want to break the law, I must be in this one specific lane or else I can't proceed. It fucks up my day like you wouldn't believe.
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